So you're up for answering Sly stuff in-character. Cool. For starters—hey, Carmelita! How do you feel about your Pantheon entry on TV Tropes? Seems to demonize you a bit, in my opinion. Also, the Pantheon says you hate Judy.
I had to look up the page you’re referring to, citizen.
…I suppose I should thank you for bringing this to my attention.
“Lawful Evil”, am I? That’s news to me. So it’s “evil” to take down a gang of ruthless mobsters using military-grade weaponry in an inhabited urban area? To stop multiple dangerous criminals from running loose? To drag my men halfway around the world on a vague hunch, hunting my target, only to bring him home wrapped in a warm blanket instead of in handcuffs? Truly, I am history’s greatest monster.
Really, I- Excuse me?! Some people think I was in “full control” when that crazy mask stuck itself to me? The mask which was later confirmed by Interpol’s paranormal unit to - and I am quoting the official report here - “amplify the negative emotions of the wearer, in some cases to the point of mindlessness”? That mask? Frankly, I’m disgusted by the insinuation. For the record, I do not “fully remember” the incident, and what vague recollections I have border on incomprehensible. Sly informed me after the fact that I verbally threatened to, quote, “smash” him, and proceeded to attempt to make good on that threat.
Obviously that’s my natural state. Naturally, I’m just dying to violently murder the man I have been trying to arrest for years. Who I have dedicated much of my life to lawfully apprehending, and whom I have fought alongside multiple times.
If you have a problem with my conduct while on duty, submit a compliment to Interpol. It will move through the proper channels and reach my superiors. But making baseless, anonymous claims about my morality… ¡maldito sea! Whoever wrote that garbage is lucky I have better things to do with my time.
Anyway... the rest is Greek to me. I don’t recognize the majority of these names. Scar is an amoral fop who deserves a kick in the teeth, but beyond that, I can’t comment. I don’t see anything about Judy, but I will state for the record here that I have no animosity for her whatsoever. She is an excellent cop with huge potential, and I’m glad to consider her a friend.
And one last thing - that garbage that played when Bentley coerced me into that damn dance? Not my theme song. That’s the opposite of my theme song. It’s the “Carmelita is powerless and cannot get what she wants” song. Honestly, some people…