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[lynxgriffin]

Disney is buying Fox, HOW WILL THIS AFFECT FUTURE KH

Probably not at all!

[extraneousdominomask]

Sly giving Carmelita cute, embarrassing and embarrassing nicknames. Go.

Carmelita: Hold it right there, Ringtail!

Sly: Always a pleasure to see you, Carm!

Carmelita: What did just call me?

Sly: “Carm”! You call me “Ringtail”, and I really appreciate that. I’m just trying to return the favour.

Carmelita: Don’t.

Sly: So, not a fan of “Carm”?

Carmelita: I am not.

Sly: Carmy?

Carmelita: Even worse.

Sly: Inspector Heart-throb!

Carmelita: Eh.

Sly: Snugglefox.

Carmelita: I’ll punch you.

Sly:  Pookums!

Carmelita: Dear god, no.

Sly: Special one?

Carmelita: Where’d you get that from? A cult?

Sly: Future wife.

Carmelita: Hah! No.

Sly: My violent little princess!

Carmelita: “Little”?!

Sly: My spicy Latina firecracker!

Carmelita: Racist.

Sly: My… strong and inspiring self-fulfilled woman?

Carmelita: Patronizing.

Sly: Mi amor!

Carmelita: Wrong gender, stupid.

Sly: [uncertain] Mmmmmio amoro?

Carmelita: That’s Esperanto.

Sly: Huh.

Bentley: [quietly, via comms] Sly? Murray and I are done. 

[Sly clears his throat, acknowledging the message, then gives Carmelita a wink.]

Sly: We’ll sort this out, don’t worry. I’ll do some brainstorming - but right now, I gotta jet. See you soon, ‘Lita.

[He runs. Uncharacteristically, Carmelita takes a moment before following.]

Carmelita: …acceptable

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Bean: “Sure, I’ve got voices in my head telling me to blow stuff up, too! They’ve been right so far!”

[feathers-ruffled]

Carmelita's nose, would boop?

[auroblaze]

Classic Sonic is a Certified VERY VERY GOOD BOY

THE GOODEST

[celepom]

grab that imaginary banjo and whack him on the head with it

Ah if only. In reality, I was just too stunned to do much of anything because “Seriously, did he really just say and do that?! WTF!!”

[mondettacaptionsgames]

Post-Sly 4

Carmelita: Some time ago I lost my ex-boyfriend Sly Cooper.

Sly: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD!

Carmelita: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice…

[blazehedgehog]

You remember when you said that Sonic Forces' level design might actually be the fault of a person who, and I quote, "just isn’t good at their job"? Yeah, you were kind of right—leaks have shown that only THREE people worked on the level design for Forces, and only one of them had worked on a mainline Sonic game prior (the lead, who worked on Lost World). As much as the actual level design is (apparently) not as bad as the previews suggest, this is a move by Sonic Team that greatly confuses me.

Given what I’ve said about trying to avoid leaks and spoilers, I would very much appreciate it if folks wouldn’t message me with “Here is information that was leaked.”

There’s kind of no way for me to say that without sounding rude, and for that I am sorry, because I don’t want it to sound rude. I know what you said was a minor thing, I know you’re just very excited to talk about Sonic Forces, but, y’know… just a heads up.