#always tmi

[xmarblevoidx]

if I had a nickel for every time dan howell complained about skinny jeans being hard to take off during sex I'd have 3 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened thrice

[i-dont-care-the-damn-username]

Izzy and Simon dressed like Leia and Luke for this Halloween, and mocking Jace and Clary for considering incest

[i-dont-care-the-damn-username]

"Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you'd get dressed up in a nurse's outfit and give me a sponge bath?"

"Actually, I think you misheard," Clary said. "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath."

Jace looked involuntarily over at Simon, who smiled at him widely. "As soon as I'm back on my feet, handsome."

"I knew we should have left you a rat," said Jace.

[i-dont-care-the-damn-username]

I still can't erase from my mind the image of Jace cutting the thanksgiving turkey with a sword.

[just-some-dumb-thoughts]

The horrific pain in my nipples is gone. So I haven't been taking the norco. So now im actually pooping. So yeah. I guess I got that going for me.

[scarfmom]

Aaahahaha oh jeez. I can still see my feet (though they're getting hard to reach) but uhhh Can't see other parts of myself anymore. Awkward. Only going to get weirder!

[beerkc]

I just drank some "detox tea" that's supposed to clear me out when I wake up in the morning. So you know, keep me in your thoughts and prayers

[weecxst-blog]