[ID: three images. The first reads: "I've decided I want an Ambrose Beake plushie. Here's my pitch" (with an outlined doll silhouette in the middle). The second shows Ambrose Beake as a doll with blue potion robes, blue hair, pale skin, pointed ears, and a velcro potion bottle that can stick to his hand. The text reads "cute, grumpy face, velcro potion bottle," and "but he can't be alone!" The third image shows an Eli plushie next to the Ambrose plushie. Eli has golden skin, black hair, and a red vest, and is holding hands with the Ambrose plushie. The text reads "He needs an Eli plushie!" with "swappable earrings, velcro sword, velcro so they can hold hands." The final caption reads "thanks for coming to my plushie TED talk." end ID]
In my hierarchy of needs: an Ambrose and Eli plushie
Instagram agreed that these need to exist, so you might as well.
(unfortunately they're beyond my sewing ability and I don't know how to crochet)
