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Genie in a bottle: and for your third wish?

Amy (bounty hunter) slamming her fork down after her second cheesecake: TAKE A WILD GUESS.

Amy (bounty hunter): and I’ll have the number 8

Server: that’s a party platter it serves 12 people

Amy: I know what I’m about son

[Later]

Server: here you are the number 8

Amy: alright party time

Gault: you may want to stick around it’s pretty amazing

Amy: *gets rid of forks* these will not be necessary

Amy (bounty hunter): the term feral for me doesn’t mean I’m angry

Amy: It usually means I’m just stupid and if you give me food you’ll earn my trust and I’ll follow you around.

Gault: Did you eat a powdered donut?

Amy (bounty hunter): No.

Gault: Then what’s that white powder on your jeans?

Amy [panicking]: That’s cocaine.

Amy (bounty hunter): Do crabs think fish are flying?

Mako: Amy, how high are you?

Amy: 5'7"

I used @swtorizz template to make an allignment chart for my ocs :D

I think most are accurate :P

did this joke go too far maybe I don’t care tho :P

Agent and bounty hunter detectiving

Amy (bounty hunter): *eats 14 packs of scooby doo flavored gummy snacks* i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good.

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Bolen (imperial agent): well ‘officer’ if that's even your real name.

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Amy: *kneels down looking over a dead body* hmm. gross.

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Amy: the victim is a male, around 145 pounds, 5′11″. his body…..has already turned into a ghost.

Bolen: that’s just the sheet we covered the body with.

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Amy: how did this man drown?

Bolen: well, he couldn’t breath underwater.

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