VLD AS THINGS AT MY SCHOOL
Shiro:
The random wig that was laying on the bathroom floor.
The teacher trying to pause the video everytime there were cuss words but kept on pausing it right so we heard the cuss words
A random teacher walking in the classroom and saying
"All I need is profanity and coffee."
Lance:
"Wait give me my charger back my papers about to die."
The kid who fucked with a group of older kids then got kicked off the bus the next day, so he had to walk home and get his ass kicked.
*kid who fucking Naruto runs down the hallway after watching a fight so he doesn't get caught by the security guard*
Keith:
"Now you're gonna go out there, and make a scene like the queen you are! Trust me I know what I'm doing I'm gay."
*right as the teacher walks in*
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKINg BITCHES!"
"UggHHHH I WANT TO BE A COWBOY SO I CAN RIDE COLE SPROUSE LIKE HE'S MY HORSE."
Pidge:
*gets water bottle stolen* *points finger guns at them* GIVE ME BACK MY WHET YOU FUCKING THOT
"If my baby can't skateboard as soon as it pops out the womb then I'm fucking kobeing that shit into the trash can."
Kid who dropped a book on another kids head
Hunk:
The kid who cried for like 2 hours because the teacher told them to be quiet
Kid who dropped a sausage on the floor and watched it bounce like a bouncy ball
Lance: "Here since I know you're fat af take my chips."
Allura: "*gasp* that's rude don't call him fat-"
Hunk: "Shut the hell up bitch we all know I'm fat as fuck."
Allura:
The teacher who told her whole class that if they got a B in Algerba they will never succeed in life and they should go live under a bridge where they should curl up and die
*jazz hands while smiling* I have short hair because I got tired of your bitch grabbing it while I fucked her with a strap on!!!
The girl who punched someone in the face for saying that The Princess and the Frog was a bad Disney movie
Coran:
Kid blasting the Yodeling Walmart Kid down the hallway
Kid who threw his shoe at the ceiling, and moved it out of place
Kid who walks past the same person every day and says
"I hate you go die in a hole!"
In a high pitched voice
Matt:
The kid who gave a peach to their teacher because the teacher was secretly a stripper who's name was Peaches
The kid who airdropped pornhub links to everyone
The kid who got into a fight so bad to the point where they had to call the officer who worked at their little siblings school....while the officer was teaching their class so the whole class heard them over the walkie talkie
Bonus:
Lance & Matt:
The kids who printed off cursed Shrek pictures and taped them all over school (we still don't know who did it)
Pidge & Lance:
The kids who got into a fist fight over a donut
Pidge & Matt & Lance:
The kids who sold "drugs" last year which turned out to be just candy in pill bottles they still don't know who did (hahaha it was me-)
Pidge & Keith:
The kid who everyone sold their souls to (hahaha also me)
The whole squad:
The kids who sat in a circle and made one person write smut in a notebook outside in the grass (hahaha my dumbass squad)
(I might make another post if I think of more jdjdjjdjd)