#amripan

[hetaliatxtpostz]

America: I bet England’s favorite video game is Pong. 

Japan: ...

America: ‘Cause he’s basic. 

Japan: I understood. 

America: Nah, you’re probably right though. He’s more like the Stanley Parable.

[ask-informant-belarus]

What are your favourite ships?

((Adding another one because reasons, I think you know who to blameAside from Hetalia, I think there’s Sebela at my class.Oh, yes, I ship real people too))

[hetaliatxtpostz]

*America and Japan playing video games together.*

America: YOU JUST DIED!!!!

Japan: No, I’m not dead.

America: You’re FUCKING DEAD I CAN SEE YOUR BODY ON SCREEN JAPAN DAMNIT!!!

Japan: I am incapacitated. There is a difference... 

[hetaliatxtpostz]

America: This Animal Crossing game is way more awesome than I thought it would be!!

Japan: Do you like all the cute neighbors I-

America: It’s like pure capitalism!

Japan:.. capitalism?

America: You can sell a mosquito, dude. A mosquito. And make money. That’s- That’s beautiful.   

[hetaliatxtpostz]

America: Wassup weeb trash?

Japan: If I am trash for anime... Then are you sports trash? 

America: I-... huh. Yeah. I can live with that.