#anasui headcanons

[raerohansversion]

𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕆𝕔𝕖𝕒𝕟 ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕨- ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕎𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕆𝕟 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℙ𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕕

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Authors note: ugh on my period right now and it sucks. And it's my birthday as of uploading this, I'm having my period ON MY FREAKING BIRTHDAY 😑 anyways still working on the Rohan req and starting the josuke req!

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Jolyne

. Y'all are synced up. Be prepared to hear her complaining too, and you two complain together <3

. Movie nights, MANY MANY movie nights. Will find some awful tubi comedies and sit down with you holding each other until you both fall asleep

. Snacking together too. Very big on that, there's an entire stash in the pantry that's dedicated for your periods. Plenty of chocolate and candy and ice cream in the fridge

. Be prepared to cuddle together with a heating pad on both of you. She swears up and down that cuddling heals her cramps, and you can't say anything because she's always in a better mood at least

Ermes

. Another one where y'all may or may not sync up. If not, she's gonna be around you 24/7 at your beck and call while simultaneously laughing at you. If they do sync? You're both in hell. She gets sooo much more angrier on her period

. Very very sweet when she stops giggling about how you're moaning and groaning. Will be super affectionate and understanding. All her anger melts away, and she's as sweet as ever

. Will lay your head on her lap in bed and turn on a movie or random YouTube crime documentary on her laptop. Rubs her hand up and down your shoulder to calm you down

. Gives the tiniest sweetest kisses on your forehead and cheeks when you're feeling particularly bad and wrapped up in a blanket with a heating pad

F. F.

. Confused ASF but supportive and cuddly! Since they're a bunch of plankton they don't get it the best but they try

. Mean to people who make fun of you, calls them fugly hoes and threatens them

. Gets you water since they like water. In their mind, since they like water so much, they figured you would appreciate it if you had some. And they're right y'all NEED to drink a lot of water on your period

. Is so freaking clueless about most of the pain you're going through and the first time you got cramps, they thought it was an enemy stand user.

Anasui

. Oh he'll treat you like a queen. Expect constant doting, he's always there for you and makes it well known. Always kissing, cuddling, literally doing anything he can for you at all and is very over the top

. Will buy you chocolate, flowers, your favorite candy, all wrapped together in a little bow when you're on your period. Gives you a kiss on the cheek every time, it's a routine at this point

. Will judge you if you have weird cravings but will steal buy them for you anyways. Watches you in disgust as you eat the most god-awful combination of foods, but kisses you right after and pretends not to taste it

. Cuddles a lot. Holds you in his arms giving your stomach a massage from behind. Lwk he becomes your personal heating pad, he runs very warm so you're usually wrapped around him like a koala and he finds it adorable

Weather Report

. I'm gonna be honest, he's not the best. He tries, but he's just his usual awkward self ngl. The type to buy you pads/tampons and ask what size vag you have

. Weirdly knowledgeable about periods despite being so awkward? He tells you things that you don't even know and leaves you dumbfounded

. He uses his stand to make the temperature warmer or colder, whichever you prefer

. Gets oddly defensive of you. Like if someone is saying you're overreacting he becomes so furious that it's funny😭. Usually very chill tho and doesn't overreact or get mad at you ever if you have mood swings

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[cowboycakes]

anasui w/ j, w, y pls

DIRTY HEADCANONS WITH ANASUI

MINORS DNI (18+)

warnings: piss kink. begging. degradation ("whore, slut, cunt.") lube?

dirty a-z headcanons list (requests closed!)

J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?) 

anasui uses flavored lube - something fruity, like strawberry. he loves to use his mouth on you, and thinks the taste just adds to the experience. he would actually care about the ingredients/quality of it too lol. he's not about to use the stuff that's bad for you.

W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?)

yeah, this man wants to piss on you, like real bad. he'll beg you to let him, too.

Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?) 

anasui wants you to make him feel worthless. he enjoys it when you use traditionally feminine insults on him. you'll have him drooling if you call him a whore, a slut, or a cunt. as for his names for you, he'll call you absolutely anything you want him to.

[mimizepp]

pov we take anasui to disneyland for a date, how does he react

THIS !!!! i love this concept oh my goodness i need araki to give the stone ocean bbs an ova somehow so i can write this in.. ENJOY !

taking anasui on a date to disneyland

- when you told anasui you were taking him somewhere special for a date he was a tad suspicious because all he wants to do is surprise you, never the other way around. buuut seeing you get excited about this little surprise was pretty damn cute, so anasui decided to indulge himself just this once

- anasui was watching your face closely during the entire ride, trying to discern something, anything from your content expression. while on the highway you passed a billboard for disney’s magic kingdom, and that’s when he knew (he also felt a twinge of deja vu but he wasn’t sure why)

- he gets SO EXCITED and smiley and he’s even happier at the fact that you decided to take him there 

- ‘DISNEY! AHH I FUCKING LOVE DISNEY!!’

- he presses up against the window like a puppy and tries to peek around the hills and see all the rides and fun disney stuff in the park + will turn back towards you and give you the most loving little peck on the cheek and remind you how much your thoughtfulness turns him on (but that’s something for later)

- after you take the time to park and scan your way in the first thing that anasui demands you two do is buy matching mickey mouse ears (he really loves star wars ones or the classic couples’ mickey and minnie ears but will be down for whatever because DISNEY!!!)

- anasui will 100% ask some random person to take pictures of him and you in various poses infront of the cinderella castle + will be very mad if they turn out blurry

- while in the planning stages some days before, you’d already noted of some of his fav characters / movies and got fast passes for every ride and attraction related to them. when he actually thought about all the planning put into this he got a lil emotional and hugged you for a good five minutes while in line to get some dole whip

- HE GOT SO EXCITED WHEN YOU WERE WAITING IN LINE TO MEET STITCH. he fucking loves lilo & stitch with all his heart and you could never imagine him more giddy than he was in that moment. the pictures that were taken are nothing short of adorable + the same thing happened when waiting to meet woody from toy story and tigger from winnie the pooh :,)

- btw he will be purchasing a giant stitch plushie for himself

- anasui gets a little antsy on rides with big drops but he still loves going on them (even more so if you’re also a fan so he can hold your hand the entire time and watch the waves of adrenaline wash over your cute lil face)

- he thinks kiddie rides are the sweetest thing ever but also gets annoyed at all the children on them. you will defo have to remind anasui that the rides are, in fact, for CHILDREN. he’ll be taking loads of selfies on all the rides and will definitely be photoshopping every single child out of existence

- also i feel like he’d love the haunted mansion??? i don’t really know what it is / what’s in it because i’ve never been to disney but i feel like this should be canon for some reason

- our pink bb simp loves stopping in every single gift shop and staring at all the little expensive ass knick knacks in awe (he may or may not ‘borrow’ a few little items to surprise you with when you get home later.. it’s the thought that counts)

- when it’s come time for the parade and fireworks anasui gets a whole new burst of enthusiasm. he holds your hand and jumpily points at every single float that catches his eye or has your favorite characters

- he gets a little sentimental while watching the fireworks and rests his head against yours (PLS let him have a cheesy romantic hug n kiss under the fireworks. he convinced some random guy standing behind you to record this moment so it better be fucking CUTE)

- he honestly has no idea how to thank you for this wonderful little day at disney so he’s extra anasui-y for the next few days

[anasuisprisonwife]

as u can see, this prompt has been Suuuuper Requested 🦸‍♀️

so @ 5am today, i was rlly wine drunk and in a Pink Husband kinda mood. my sober self def spruced it up a bit, but thank u, Wine Drunk Samus, for leavin somethin spicy for sober samus to read in the morning 🙌

Too Insane In The Membrane 4 Work

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Anasui tenses over anything that interferes with the minimal stability he’s created for himself. As soon as the frustrations boil to the point of no explanation, Anasui seeks out your unconditional love.

Regardless of the advice you may want to give, Anasui mindlessly sprawls himself across your lap, almost begging for a back rub as though he were a spoiled cat.

After a few moments beneath your touch, he almost dozes off completely until mommy slips from his breath subconsciously. He's immediately startled from his drowsy state, ashamed of himself in the moment, although even Anasui’s confused once you shush him back into your lap.

It takes a moment for him to grasp what’s just happened, and he can’t control how aroused your reaction has made him.

Anasui begs for sweet relief, as well as asking if he’s everything you’ve ever wanted. While you slide a hand below his panties, Anasui profoundly listens to the nice things he wants to hear from his mommy.

As you work him in your hand and soothe him with your words, Anasui drops a couple more mommy’s into the banter until he erupts between your fingers and whines into your mouth for more.

[jjba-arni-reblog]

can i plz have hc's or a scenario, ur choice, of anasui w a sassy fem s/o that has a problem staying up all night every night, and anasui has to get her to go the fuck to sleep, even if he gotta use force ;)

[Hello my cute @anasuisprisonwife , I am sorry it took THIS long and if it’s not any good. I decided to change it a little bit at the end~ I appreciate your love and support and I am thankful to have met you. -Arni]

Sleep

‘Well, there goes another night’ you thought to yourself, lying down next to your long-asleep boyfriend as he circled his arm around your waist, clinging to your form. Smiling at the affectionate nature of Anasui, you sighed as it seemed like you won’t get any sleep today. Another night, they became quite frequent in your now poorly managed sleeping schedule.

Carefully unwrapping Anasui’s arm from your waist, you quietly got out of bed, hoping not to wake up the man. As you neared the living room and the kitchen next to it, you were hoping that at least being alone and trying to do different activities will make you at least somewhat tired and sleepy.

No matter what you tried it seemed like the life just simply didn’t want to make you rest for more than couple of hours. Tea? Nothing. Trying calming music or relaxation tracks? No results. Instead you quickly switched to more energetic songs as you got tired of the same boring tune. Watching movies, even the weird and boring ones didn’t help the situation. Instead now you just watched a lot of garbage without feeling the slightest of tiredness. You will have a lot of complaining and jokes to make tomorrow regarding all of the movies.

Realizing the severity of the situation you felt annoyed at the body of yours. Can it just make you sleep for at least 6 hours? You doubted at this point, letting out a sigh and turning off the lame move that was on the screen right now. Getting more tea and snacks, you decided to make the best of the situation, switching to your favorite series and lying down on the couch in the living room. Wrapping a blanket around yourself, you were hoping that maybe tomorrow it’ll be better.

Just as you were on the 3rd episode you heard steps coming from your shared bedroom as sleepy Anasui emerged hugging a pillow to his muscular chest. Of course, he wasn’t a shirt.

“Why the hell aren’t you sleeping, it’s 3AM” Anasui asked, plopping down next to you on the couch and kicking his hug pillow away, instead wrapping his arms around you.

“Well, hello to you too, Anasui” you raised an eyebrow at the pillow now lying across the room “you better hope that it wasn’t my pillow you kicked”

“Not yet but if you continue to disappear each night, I might as well kick you” the man noted as he cuddled closer to you as you made room for him.

“Why are YOU awake?” you questioned.

“You weren’t beside me and I felt you leave the bed. What is going on?” he explained, nuzzling into your stomach.

“Just insomnia” you shrugged as you paused the series, instead focusing on Anasui “Go to sleep, I’ll be okay” you tried to reassure him, knowing that you probably won’t be sleepy for the next few hours and keeping him up as well won’t be reasonable.

“Nah” came the answer.

“What the hell, Anasui?” you asked bewildered.

“Let me help ya” he said, then continuing “have you tried drinking tea?”

“Yeah”

“Listening to any calm music and shit like that?”

“Already”

“Maybe…” he didn’t finish as you cut him off with a sigh.

“I did everything at this point so I might as well just chill and hopefully fall asleep later” you explained to him.

“But it is the first time, right?” Anasui wondered, looking at you.

“Well…” you tried not to reveal the truth.

“Tsk, of course your stupid head won’t tell me about it” he said annoyed.

“Hey, shut up, at least I won’t go crying and complaining about not being able to asleep, like someone would” you reminded the man as you couldn’t help but to laugh.

“Shut the fuck up” he snapped annoyed at you mentioned this.

Thinking for a moment, Anasui didn’t waste his time, starting to caress your sides as you were ready to reply to him. Feeling his hands stroke your thighs you couldn’t help but to learn in feeling his hands wander across your body.

“You know” Anasui whispered itching closer to you as he basically towered you, hiding his head in your neck. You could feel him start tracing warm kisses across your neck “I think I know just the right thing to make you tired….if not exhausted” he chuckled as he nipped on your neck, letting his hands wander across your soft sides.

“Oh really?” you teased the man, mirroring his actions and palming his strong chest and brushing his sensitive parts as you felt his breath become uneven under your precise movements and touches. Even if Anasui had started it, you weren’t the one to back off, instead your delicious touched made him grind his hips as the man tried not to sound too desperate for your warmth.

“Let me help you, my love” he answered, surprising you as he grabbed onto you, lifting you into his arms “I am sure couple of rounds will make you quite tired” he winked as Anasui started to walk towards your shared bedroom.

“Well, who knows” you couldn’t help but to tease as you nipped on his lips and neck, feeling his become more aroused with each passing second.

Throwing you onto the bed, he was quick to jump on top of you, kissing and palming whatever his desperate mouth could reach as you ran your hands through his hair.

You eventually got your precious sleep.

And dick as well.

[lenawritesjojos]

can i perhaps request nsfw headcanons/a scenario for anasui w/ a smol, sarcastic, fem s/o with decent sized boobies? she super sassy, but when he gets her clothes off she's a big subby mess? hope this isn't too specific or anything...

Hello! I’ve only written one nsfw thing in my life so I hope this is at least half okay sdksds sorry it’s a bit short!. Also by subby I understood submissive, so yeah I hope I was right haha

NSFW under the cut!

Anasui’s personality would be complemented by his s/o’s sarcastic and sassy one, so he would really love that, and the challenge she poses to him daily. However, when things are moved into the bedroom, he strikes me as the type to like a more submissive person.

That’s why, the first time he starts to undress her and fondle her decently sized breasts, Anasui is surprised to see how obedient and submissive she is under his touch, complying to his every touch and looking even a bit needy. He loves it.

After discovering that, he is only more turned on by it, and whenever they have sex Anasui takes charge completely. He particularly likes to have her submitting to his every wish, especially if they’re things she might have had a snappy response for out of the bedroom. The size difference helps this too, and he likes to feel powerful and domineering over her in all aspects.

They would probably try some rope play or impact play if his s/o was up for it, things that would enhance the roles they two would adopt in bed, and Anasui would bring out his inner dom with it.

He also loves taking her from behind, groping her breasts and maybe even whispering sentences on her ear like: “you’re a good girl for me, right?”

[raerohansversion]

Hii! If that's okay could i request Anasui's partner trying to help him with his urge to pull things apart? And i don't mean telling him to stop (likely cause it's not gonna work) but picking things for him that would keep him busy for a while to help him wind down, and trying to put the pieces togheter afterwards. It doesn't matter how many times he pulls things apart, they'll always try to fix it.

𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕥- 𝔸𝕟𝕒𝕤𝕦𝕚 𝕩 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

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Authors note: YESSS this is so cute. I get him so much bc of my OCD and autism, I love to take apart things, not destroy but just seeing the inside of them :3 also I love part 6 so so so much😛

Namesake: Breaking The Habit- Linkin Park

Word count: 781

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You and Anasui had been dating for some time now. Very well aware of how "odd" he was, you adored how much weirder it made him. His bright pink hair that was strewn down his back, his adoration of fishnets, his hatred of wearing shirts, his oddly romantic way of speaking- it was all unique, all him. Every quirk of his honestly made you fall deeper in love, from his thigh-high boots to his Azalia colored lipstick.

There was one odd habit he had that bothered you though: his need to destroy things. You weren't sure if it was some sort of OCD or ADHD (maybe autism?) thing, but regardless, he always felt the need to break something and pick it apart to see the insides. He's gotten better with you by his side, but he gets antsy when he can't get his hands on something to crush.

With due time and research, you gained a few ideas of how to help, without having to pay for therapy. One lazy morning when the warm, hazy sun filtered beautifully through the curtains, you curled your arm around his own. Stirring, he finally woke up in a daze, still sleepy. "Hey, Ana, y'know your whole 'breakin stuff' thing?" You murmured to him as he shifted and turned to face you, pearly-eyed with Cerise hair falling to frame his gorgeous face. "I know of it... Great way to start the day," he snickered softly while rolling his eyes, before continuing. "Why must you bring it up, dear?"

The nickname always left a fuzzy feeling in your chest. "Well, I just looked up some ways to help. Getting you something to... Not break stuff, like I said." You paused, hoping he would understand. He nodded, for you to continue. "Honestly, it's hard to research without being asked if I'm mentally okay," you laughed, before getting back on the subject. "but like... A rage room, meditation, just anything. I mean I know it's not gonna fully go away, but I don't want you to hurt yourself one of these days." You looked at him for assurance, and to admire him as well. He always looked so pretty just waking up, with the sun providing a warm, golden morrowlight that highlighted his eyes and hair perfectly.

"Oh, so like therapy, without actually going?" He asked, before shifting again. Now laying on his stomach, arms supporting his head, as he continued resting. Still, he gazed at you as if you were the god that gave humans the ability to make music, make art, and make love. He always listened to you, but it was hard paying attention when he was trying to take in your beauty and how he managed to be so lucky to end up with someone who seemed to glimmer with an astral aura.

"I guess so, I'm definitely not paying for therapy, and you're definitely not getting arrested for stealing money again." Sneering playfully as you unconsciously mimicked his pose, mirroring him as you both mirror your complete love and devotion for each other in redamancy. Reaching out to run your fingers through his hair, you continue with "so, thoughts? Would you do it?". You already know he would do anything for you, and he's well aware of this.

"Yes. Sounds good, if we could even find a rage room" he replied lazily, leaning into your touch. Albeit such a simple movement, it was small moments like these where he shed his harsh, flashy exterior, and both of you felt a romantic rush of nothing but joy seeing each other so calmly together. He buried this part of him deep, deep inside. While he wore his heart on his sleeve, or more accurately his bare wrist, you're the only person hes truly let his guard down with. Of course he's loud and proud about how moonstruck he is with you, but these quiet, amourine moments is when you know he's truly head over heels.

The two of you spent the morning lazily this time, him cooking breakfast while you researched rage rooms. It was quiet in a relaxing way, not the harsh, choking quietness he was used to. It calmed him, both the scent of the food and your perfume, the sunlight and the image of you, and that you had thought so much about him. He uttered thanks and praises while you both ate, grinning sincerely. Your affinity for each other was truly something to behold, it was almost picturesque. Even if he had that urge, even if he was weird or sometimes violent towards others or himself, he would always come back to you as the tide comes back to the shore, even if it thrashed.

[raerohansversion]

𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕔𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕨: 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤- 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥?

Authors note: why is like nobody sending requests rn

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Jolyne

Bitch- Meredith Brooks

I Am A Poseur- X-Ray Spex

Push It- Salt-N-Pepa

Hertz- Amyl And The Sniffers

Insane In The Brain- Cypress Hill

Just A Girl- No Doubt

Ermes

Keep Ya Head Up- 2Pac

Doo Wop (That Thing)- Ms. Lauryn Hill

Fuck Tha Police- N.W.A.

Lapdance- N.E.R.D.

Mistadobalina- DEL The Funky Homosapien

Brackish- Kittie

F.F.

Chelsea Dagger- The Fratellis

I Am... All Of Me- Crush 40

Fear Of Dying- Jack Off Jill

Monkey Wrench- Foo Fighters

Maneater- Split Habit

These Boots Are Made For Walking- Pure Hell

Anasui

Summerboy- Lady Gaga

Hanging On The Telephone- Blondie

O Sol E A Lua- Pequeno Cidadão

Smooth- Santana

Macho Macho- Falco

The Joker- Steve Miller Band

Weather

Virtual Insanity- Jamiroquai

Everybody Wants To Rule The World- Tears For Fears

Roundabout- Yes

Black Hole Sun- Soundgarden

Tell Me- Red Vox

Room 611- Subvision