I have been haunted by one thought about crk for several months now.
Self-aware au + reverse Isekai
But they still remain the size of cookies. Ordinary cookies are about the size of your palm (the gingerbread cookies I saw were quite large), but the ancients/beasts are a bit bigger??? And also, as a human (Witch), their healing/mental/teleport magic or something else does not work on you.
This idea is so funny to me.
Just imagine that one day you open your favorite game and suddenly three cookies jump out of the screen. They're happy that they've finally been able to do this, but for some reason, no one else can step outside the game. You're going crazy. These three cookies are going crazy too. Each of you is going crazy for different reasons.
There is chaos in your apartment. Perhaps you have to urgently cover these unfortunate cookies with some kind of jar, because your noise attracts the attention of one of your relatives if you do not live alone.
And then at 12 o'clock at night they disappear, as if they were just your hallucination. You might have believed it if you hadn't opened the game again the next morning and the cookies popped out of the screen again. This time it's completely different!
It doesn't matter if you are happy with this situation or not, but you will have to come to terms with reality. If you still want to continue playing the game, of course.
In fact, life with them can be quite fun.
Burning Spice is a real devil for cookies. But for you? He can threaten you as much as he wants, hit you with his weapon as much as he wants. You can just click on it with your fingers, without even exerting effort, and his will fly off. His weapon is made of candy steel, the biggest wound it causes is a slight discomfort, like from an injection.
Shadow Milk prefers to slip out of the game when you fall asleep while playing. He's a real little scoundrel and could be a real demon of night paralysis for you… If only his tricks worked for you. Well, or at least it would be a bigger size. Instead, if you wake up and see his figure made of darkness with hundreds of glowing eyes, you just throw a pillow at him.
If you have something shiny and bright, most likely the Golden Cheese will try to steal it. Because of this, she often sits in a jar with a piece of paper labeled "prison for naughty cookies". Burning Spice mocks her until he forces you to put him in a second jar, with exactly the same piece of paper.
Someone like Black Sapphire tends to stay out of trouble. In fact, he even seems harmless when he's watching what you're doing. And then you see the other two cookies who arrived with him start to quarrel, and you turn to him. He's grinning. As a punishment for this, you turn off the radio.
This list can go on and on. But you know what I'm talking about, right??
