Akutagawa: "Goodbye, fool."
Atsushi: "Hope it is for good, dumbass."
Akutagawa: "I wish so too, idiot."
Atsushi: "Jerk."
Akutagawa: "Cretin."
Atsushi: "You still here? Fucker."
Akutagawa: "I'm gladly going now, bastard."
Atsushi: "You'd better, asshole."
Dazai, sighing happily: "Romanticism hasn't died, I see."
Atsushi: "Are you joking? We hate each other, Dazai-san."
Dazai, patting Atsushi's head: "Dear Atsushi-kun, who do you think you're fooling, hm? Me and the slug have been doing this for almost a decade!"
Atsushi, blushing: "But–"
Dazai: "Go give a smooch to your boo boo before he turns the corner!"
Atsushi: *cringing hard but looking indecisively at Akutagawa who's walking away*
Dazai: "C'mon, hurry up!"
Atsushi: *sprints towards Akutagawa*
Dazai: *smiles proudly*

















