#hotd incorrect quotes

[verasilversound]

Alys, parenting Aemond: I’m sure your mother loved you most. Larys, parenting Aegon: Your mother hated you because you fucking suck.

[simple-dorito]

Helaena: the dragon of old shall take a rider of surprise.

You: oh I wonder who that could be.

…

You: *on the back of Cannibal, hanging on for dear life* what the fuck! I am not equipped for this shit!

Cannibal: *is happy taking his tiny human for a fly over the entire realm, he looks pissed that’s just how his dragon face sits* my tiny human roars with ferocity! What a mighty roar! That’s my rider right there!

[raya-rhaenyra-ahsoka]

If HotD is a Mockumentary: S03E08 - The Treasons at Tumbleton

[shinydarksister]

Immediately doomed

[fandomnerd9602]

Alicent and Rhaenyra wander the garden of Dragonstone…

Alicent: ah yes my husband treats me very well

Rhaenyra: I’m quite happy for you. And where is your husband?

Y/N wrestles Toothless, who’s got Y/N’s cloak in his mouth…

Y/N: give it! That’s my favorite cloak! It’s Alicent’s favorite too!

Toothless just wiggles his tail happily…

Alicent giggles and looks to her husband lovingly…

[dracarysunfyre]

[sylkithecat]

I think I've seen this film before-

[yandereunsolved]

Parental figure reader accidentally collecting all of the pathetic meow meow yandere nobles—

Yandere Aemond: "It is good to speak with you again. I-I... uhm... would you like to brush and braid my hair again? I-I only ask because you were so fond of doing it the first time." awkwardly holding a brush in his hand and looking at you like a child eagerly waiting for the approval of their guardian.

Yandere Aegon: "Apologies, brother. As the king, I request that they join me in the garden so that we may go over... plans." Just wants to cuddle them and needs a coverup.

Yandere Lucerys: "They promised to teach me how to tie different sailor knots! You even said that we could go explore the harbor, some beaches, and other stuff!"

Yandere Helaena: "Our bugs? You said you would help me catalog all of my new bugs in our special notebook. There is no possible way for the ink to meet the page and create words otherwise. You are the keeper of the parchment. The one who can hold a quill with far more skill than I."

Yandere Jacaerys sitting in the chair next to reader having been possessively by their side the entire day. "If it so pleases them, they should stay here with me. They have had such an exhausting week, and the morrow will be even busier for them."

Yandere Baela and Rhaena are allowed to cling onto reader because Jacaerys doesn't want to seem jealous of them in front of you.