Jul 20
Alys, parenting Aemond: I’m sure your mother loved you most. Larys, parenting Aegon: Your mother hated you because you fucking suck.
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Alys, parenting Aemond: I’m sure your mother loved you most. Larys, parenting Aegon: Your mother hated you because you fucking suck.
Helaena: the dragon of old shall take a rider of surprise.
You: oh I wonder who that could be.
…
You: *on the back of Cannibal, hanging on for dear life* what the fuck! I am not equipped for this shit!
Cannibal: *is happy taking his tiny human for a fly over the entire realm, he looks pissed that’s just how his dragon face sits* my tiny human roars with ferocity! What a mighty roar! That’s my rider right there!
If HotD is a Mockumentary: S03E08 - The Treasons at Tumbleton
Ormund Hightower Trashtalking Gwayne Hightower to His Unconvinced Wife!Reader
Tw: possessive Ormund, selective homophobia, a little suggestive Ormund: Gwayne is a depraved man, too intrigued by other men, unable to ever rule in my stead because he could not even get it up on his wedding night.
Gwayne from afar: ✨️*helps a young woman carry a basket and quickly approaches your table afterwards*✨️😇
Ormund: He is utterly uninterested in the fairer sex, attracted to the dirtied faces of men in war instead.
Gwayne: Good morrow. *fake kisses your clothed hand* *sits down at your table* Ormund: !!
Wife!reader: So...he could accompany me when you're not here because he's safe to be around me? Ormund: N-nO! He has...bisexuality! 😱 Reader: So you say now. Ormund: He wouldn't resist you.
Reader, whispering: Gwayne? Of all people? Ormund: You're too big a temptation. Reader: How come you didn't mention his interest in women before? Ormund: ...Selective insults? 🤷♂️😐 Reader, whispering: Jealousy.
Gwayne: Who are you speaking of? Is someone bothering you, my Lady? Reader to Ormund: See.
Immediately doomed
modern!reader: as a fellow velaryon, if we were both seahorses, would you let me put a baby in you?
jacaerys, who didn't even fucking know that male seahorses could carry babies because westeros is not capable of discovering that shit:
Alicent and Rhaenyra wander the garden of Dragonstone…
Alicent: ah yes my husband treats me very well
Rhaenyra: I’m quite happy for you. And where is your husband?
Y/N wrestles Toothless, who’s got Y/N’s cloak in his mouth…
Y/N: give it! That’s my favorite cloak! It’s Alicent’s favorite too!
Toothless just wiggles his tail happily…
Alicent giggles and looks to her husband lovingly…
