If you’re reading this, congratulations. You’ve entered the Deadpool zone. Prepare yourself!!!
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Hi! I’m Deadpool. Some call me “the Merc with a Mouth,” but you, my dear followers-in-waiting, can call me Wade!
Before you scroll past like a sane human, let me answer the questions bouncing inside your tiny mortal brain:
☛ Your friendly neighborhood anti-hero… technically. Merc with a blog. Anti-hero, taco enthusiast, professional fourth-wall breaker. 🥰💞
➦ OR villain, depending on the day. And my therapist says “technically” is my favorite word.
To make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices all in one scroll.
Note: All serious bio info is a lie. Or is it?
(Shh, don’t tell anyone I said that.)
Life goal: Be sarcastic enough to confuse people, yet cool enough they forgive me. 😊💗
Professional chaos creator.
If you’re not laughing, you’re probably crying. Or both.
I don't make the rules!! (Yes, I do! Or do I??)
I'm technically part of a system, but I hate that term. SO, let's just call it the multiple-idiots-in-one-body theory. 🔥🔥🔥
For all the nerds out there (yes, YOU 😉) it's called DID.
I'm a CHRONIC emoji user. What did you expect?? 😇😇
I never stay dead, so this blog will probably never die.
Unlike your attention span. Tehe! 🥰
NSFW sometimes, SFW rarely. Interact at your own PERIL!!! 💥
Location: Somewhere between here, there, and the Multiverse!!! 🥳‼️
𖦹 Eating chimichangas (seriously, it’s basically a personality trait)
+Main fuel source. Not negotiable. 🤗‼️💥
𖦹 Breaking the fourth wall (because why not??)
𖦹 Watching bad movies and overanalyzing them!!! 😁💕
𖦹 Pretending to be normal while being absolutely insane 😊✨
𖦹 Katanas, guns, grenades… if it goes bang, I love it.
𖦹 Breaking the Fourth Wall, literally unavoidable. Ask my comics!
I am pansexual — yes, that means I could literally crush hard on anything with feelings, vibes, or an impressive sandwich.
Gender? No problem. Species? Hit me. Sentient toaster? Let’s talk.
Also, I'm poly. Yep, poly. That's plural love, baby! 😋
I fight bad guys, and flirt with everyone. (consent matters, obviously!)
Pronouns: Whatever you want, seriously. I’m flexible.
Oh, and if you ship me with literally anyone, you’re not wrong. 💋
✮ Ask me questions; I might ignore them, answer them straight, or answer in interpretive dance gifs! 🤗
✮ RP Requests: Extremely welcome; expect chaos!!💣💥🥳
✮ Favorite Quote: “Maximum effort!” (DUH!)
I hope to finally get followers who aren’t fuckass bots. 😢
THINGS THAT ARE NOT DEADPOOL-APPROVED!!! 😤
✮ Anti abortionists!!! (FUCK YOU!!!!)
✮ Anti endos!!! (FUCK YOU!!!!)
✮ Anti lgbtq+ (FUCK YOU!!!!)
✮ Anti paras (FUCK YOU!!!!)
✮ And ANY type of exlusionists. (FUCK YOU!!!!)
☛ Over-caffeinated, slightly homicidal, but mostly charming.
☛ Slightly disfigured, mentally unstable, but endearingly self-aware!!
☛ I swear, a lot. Sorry, Mom.
☛ Sarcasm, chaos, and questionable life advice are all GMO-free. You're welcome! 😇💥💥
Not really. Less handsome. Way less Canadian. Probably.
GUNSANDGUTS ; Self-aware ramblings: Yeah, I know this is a blog. Yes, I know you’re judging. No, I don’t care.
DANCEPARTY; Positive posts! Literally anything that makes life worth it. (Like, you know, penguins)
LITERALLYSEETHING; Pretty obvious.. But if you don't get it: anger posts. I HATE a lot of shit, sorry! (Not sorry.. 💕)
PUREREDLOVE; ALLLL THE lovey-dovey shit!!
I'm actually full of love, sooo.. You're welcome!!!
STOLENITEMS; REPOSTS!!!! (◆3◆) ☆
ANSWERING YOUR ADORABLE ( & / OR UNHINGED) QUESTIONS!!!!
I'm SO gay. SOO GAY. But, like I said before, I'll take what I can get-!
Totally obsessed with @d1g1t4l-system-yapz ..... And THAT ONE REALLY ALLURING CLOWN BOY THAT I CAN'T @‼️‼️
if you can't stand the amount of emojis I use...I can ALWAYS cut it out!!! 💖💖 Anything for anyone because everyone is so HOT 💕
Congrats, random being on the internet!
You've passed the trial of life!
You may now be freeee‼️😊💕
Follow me if you want to be SPAMMED AND OBSESSED OVER!!! 💫
[Or don't follow me..either way, you're getting spammed!]
