#and lols

[hydroelectricjaya]

NGL me right now:

Jay has managed to find someone more annoying than himself. 😂😂

The other ninja are going to mock him relentlessly, for all eternity.

“Oh, my BlueJay, you are my greatest rival, you and I belong together,” Cole snickered, barely able to contain his giggles as he impersonated FugiDove.

“Shut up,” Jay spat, unamused.

“How does it feel Jay, to find someone more annoying than you?” Lloyd chimed in.

“Haha, BlueJay, so clever. Like I never heard that one before,” Jay rolled his eyes, knowing full well his fellow ninja were just getting started with their pile-on. That was the heavy burden he had to bear as the joker of the group, he could dish it, but he also had to take it too.

“Oh BlueJay,” Kai mused in feigned admiration, “the next time we meet, tie me up with your lightning rope and show me your lightning sword. I’ve been a bad bird.”

Jay could feel the bile rising up his throat as the others burst into laughter, but he recovered quickly.

“That’s funny, that is exactly what your sister said to me last night. Were you spying on us?”

The others howled in laughter even harder as Kai’s face fell.

“Get back here Walker! No one talks about my sis like that!”

He charged at Jay, fire smoldering from each fist.

“Hey, you started it,” Jay gleamed as he dodged a fiery blow. “I can’t help it that I have an electric personality that everyone is attracted too.” He jumped high, avoiding a face full of fireball. “Just admit you are jealous I get all the fan boys and girls.”

[sparklemotioneer]

*me, agatha christie fan, eating almond biscuits*: gosh, these smell like cyanide!

*continues to nom*: but DO they tho?

and so, one weird google search later, I give you this:

Does cyanide really smell like almonds? An investigation

[thehowrseinsider]

Mah 2c’s on that horse game you all play

During my time as Howrse player, I’ve seen many things. Between GP wars and team feuds, to people in the general rankings shitting themselves because they got ranked “666″ or when they subtly shade their opponents with well though out names. Sometimes, they even use inappropriate language and swear words (off-site, of course). There have been players that have stolen others work, scammed, or cheated players. More importantly, some players have even gone to the extent of threatening to personally go after other Howrse players. At what point have you forgotten that Howrse is just a game - a PIXEL game. There are two sides to every story but honestly idgaf for your side, lol.

[thehornedkingcometh]

Im streaming art on this since it seem to work alot easier than livedicks

[aerynxsun-a]

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[sssssssim]

I SAID MAGENTA. THAT WAS LAVENDER. THERE'S 50 SHADES OF PURPLE IN THERE.

[gabriel-patterson]

"Should I start asking questions about what you and Archer do when you have your... Male bonding time," Levon asked while eyeing the rather huge gash that was running down Gabriel's left buttock. "Because, in all honesty... I am getting a little worried. This is the second time."

The dragoon just rolled his eyes from his position on the bed, laying ass up and with his head resting on top of his arms. "It's not exactly planned," Gabriel snapped back, then hissed as his lover carefully cleaned the wound with some disinfectant, gritting his teeth.

"We just go a little overboard and- OUCH! Motherfu-!... And... Shit happens."

"But why always your ass, Takeshi?"

"Because I land on my ass instead of my feet."

"You had a smiley drawn on it last week."

"I lost that particular battle and Kitten wanted revenge that I made him draw a smiley on the head of his dick."

"... You drew-?"

"HE drew it. I am not going near it, it may bite," Gabriel interupted. "But he had to draw the smiley on me, I couldn't reach around to do it myself, even with my biotics."

"I think I need to ground you," Levon said, shaking his head some as he put medigel on the wound, making sure that every bit of it was covered up. When he was done, he reached to the other side and gave the butt a fond slap. "You have to take care of yourself, you know. I had plans for us tonight."

"You can still execute them," Gabe said with a small grin as he rolled onto his back, placing an arm behind his head.  "I am not afraid of a little pain."

"I know you are not. But I am trying to decide if I am to punish you or to "punish" you."

"Whatever you say, Commander, as long as you get your ass over here," Gabriel smirked, using his biotics to tug at his lover, trying to make him come over. "Come on..."

Levon rolled his eyes before surrendering to the insistent pull, letting himself fall on top of the dragoon, who imidiatly wrapped his arms around him. "I could never say no to you..."