(holding in the urge to bite and breed you) so do you wanna play minecraft together?

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(holding in the urge to bite and breed you) so do you wanna play minecraft together?
Accept Erik Challenge and put an end to it all.
it's What I would like to say happened, but I don't even get to kill Istvan's lapdog ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ)) AAGDSHJDA But i Promised that snivelling filthy weasel I would Hunt down and kill his precious Erik, right before Henry stabbed him and throw him out the window.
I beat the everliving shite of the DryDevil "training" in CQC vs Armed enemies cause I wanted to make it as embarrassing as possible for him, at the time I didn't know that unarmed combat was the I WIN bottom but that's neither here nor there, How are you gonna lose to me that fast?!
That traitorous groomer was probably looking up from hell in disappointment at that poor performance .......well knowing him .... Erik was the apple of his weird eyes and could do no wrong so no, probably not.
And why don't certain Named NPCs drop their weapons after
I
(╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□ . \)
Judo flip them !?!?!?!
Bandits do ! That dumbass that one time that thought he had a chance cause I had no weapons did, turned the tables real quick on him, didn't even killed him for it.......did killed his boss though ......in a cave ....in the..... dark?....IDK.....the lighting got...... reeeeeal WEIRD during that particular altercation {there were Soooooo many torches before the cut scene started IDK what happened}
"Underground. no one can hear you scream" (֊⎚-⎚)* Henry was feeling a bit dramatic in that cut scene I guess ? Sometimes you just gotta let him do his thing.
Man, I had it all planned out in my mind, taunt him about His Dumb dog obsessed Istvan, Dodge all his attacks till he tires himself out, flip him over my shoulders like a sack of flour, take his sword, maybe do that combo that lets Henry Bitchslap the Jesus out of people, hold him in a choke hold till he pass out, and then while unconscious stab him with his own sword, THUS braking his honour by being killed with his own blade AND denying him the Luxury of dying by the same Sword that Killed Istvan even though I had brought it with me.
NO Henry Was NOT fantasizing about this for days YOU SHUT UP , he is a perfectly adjusted young man, with not psychotic tendencies, YOU Are the weird one, he has not disproportionate Trauma responses.
I WILL NOT CHEAT MY WAY TO PERFECTION ON MY FIRST STARDEW SAVE FILE!!
My mental health? At an all time low, down with the rats. My Minecraft and Stardew Valley saves? Never been better, absolutely gorgeous, thriving
only had one polearm for zhongli
twas the black tassel
there is something v funny about watching him only be able to murder slimes
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(patrick bateman voice) i have to go level up my skinning