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[mightypinetree]

Full version of something I posted a while ago

[whimsicallywiddershins]

They are scared of us. They are trying to make people stop posting stories. Trying to make people say their stories aren't true.

But we know the stories are true. We know because every single person in America either has a terrible story to tell about health insurance companies, or knows someone who has a terrible story. Every single person.

Privatized health insurance companies don't have happy customers. They only make victims.

[tennessoui]

Hi Kit, apologies if you've gotten this ask before, but I've just gotten addicted to the cheating au after yesterday's holiday fic, and I was wondering... when did Anakin and Obi-Wan meet in that 'verse? How did the affair start? Was it right away, did it take some time? (I mean I assumed they met through Padme since Obi-Wan is her mentor but like, what happened when they met?) What's the cheating au's origin story?

Ahh no these are all good questions and I’m really glad you like the au!!

So the cheating au began with one post that I’ll link when I get it (it should be the first post in the tag but that’s always hit and miss) (should also be in the “Kit’s silly lil AUs” tag but that’s ALSO hit and miss sometimes)

But the post was basically: obi-wan and Satine throw a very elaborate and fancy fundraising ball that Padmé drags Anakin to. Anakin is very out of place and goes to skulk in the corner. When a man comes to stand next to him, Anakin opens his big mouth and is like “haha look at this place it’s so needlessly fancy and huge and over the top, the senator must be overcompensating huh” and obi-wan is like “I can assure you I’m not” and anakin is like 😳😳😳

…and after a night of casual flirting from obi-wan and flustered rebuttals Anakin who isn’t as uninterested as he wants to be, obi-wan shows up at anakin’s space art gallery a few days later, gets a private tour, and sucks anakin’s dick in an unused room

Which sort of jumpstarts the affair if not the love, but it’s sort of implied that Anakin was dissatisfied with some aspects of his relationship with Padmé (how public it was, how much of his time he has to spend going to her things and caring about her career)

And obi-wan offers him that sort of connection he’s been missing with Padmé—he’s overly interested in his job, learning about the art and what it means to anakin, asking so many great questions, and most importantly—anakin knows it’s real. It feels real. And the public doesn’t know anything about it. It’s secret and it feels like theirs.

[shayberri789]

Istg out of the og living members of the gangsey gansey is the only one who doesn’t have anger issues what the fuck

[ask-runaan-anything]

We know that Ethari is a craftsman by trade, but do you have any artistic hobbies yourself?

Nope. Definitely not. Not a one. I stab only.

[lilitasticc]

Dads can make dad jokes and do dumbshit in public because children are fundamentally embarassing so by the time thewy grow up to stop embarassing their dad, their dad is already totally immunised to embarassment.

[fredthedemonpartner]

Ever get that feeling halfway through a completely unplanned project, that this is probably going to either be super cool or absolutely terrible and at this point you’re in too deep to fix anything that goes wrong and it just keeps getting more and more complicated as you try to compensate for mistakes you made early on, but every complication makes it more interesting and will make the final product more interesting so it’s not that bad but still frustrating? Anyway, I’m either going to have some rad pants or a pile of fabric entitled Why I Shouldn’t Start Projects at 1am on a Whim.