Okay so I know I still need to update my Champion Bethany AU posts (thinking maybe I’ll queue them?) but I just had this conversation and I’ve never had it go this way before and I’m livid. I knew about this, of course, but since I’d never seen it in action before I didn’t realize exactly how bad it actually is.
Hawke (diplomatic option): You can tell me anything.
Anders: Anything? Be careful what you wish for.
Anders: I just... I hope I didn’t seem too selfish when I told you about Justice.
Anders: I didn’t know what would happen. I figured a willing host, a friend... it had to be better than playing the demon and haunting some corpse.
Hawke (diplomatic option): We can’t always predict the outcome of our actions. We can only make them with a true heart.
Anders: Kind, wise, and beautiful. You must have made a deal with some demons, yourself.
Anders: I’m sorry. I shouldn’t presume. I just... we’ve hardly met and I feel like I know you.
Anders: Am I making you uncomfortable?
Hawke (”no romance” option): I don’t want you thinking about me that way.
Anders: Everyone wants to control my thoughts...
Anders: Fine. I hear you, strictly professional.
Like... yes, he does ask if Hawke is uncomfortable and then back down later, but “Everyone wants to control my thoughts” is such a shitty thing to say to someone telling you they don’t want you flirting with them when you asked if they wanted it or not. Gahhhh. I just don’t get the appeal of this man! I don’t!
(Another thing is that after all this, I actually got +5 friendship from him. I was under the impression that this conversation only led to friendship points if you flirt with him but I guess not. Honestly I’d have rather gotten rivalry here since the friendship points just make the whole thing feel extra weird to me.)