#andre marriner

[sucka99]

[turtlelightwood]

someone get this ref his hayfever meds bro's eye is bugging

[millythegoat]

PHILIPS YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU JUST UPPED THE LEVEL OF THE SHITHOUSERY IN THIS LEAGUE!!!!

Thank God the referee have a good sense of humor in this situation 🤣

[spunkeater]

naughty man

[hspn]

Trip & bow

Andre Marriner takes a trip, then a bow, 40th minute:

Brother: Ball hits him in the head, then he trips, then he stops play.

Me: Ha ha, fishmonger. Man of the match.

[turtlelightwood]

ref just smacked bruno as if our poor captain hasn't been through enough

[hspn]

The best player-referee pairing

35th minute:

Me: Rüdi and Marriner are like the best pairing because Marriner will just laugh at shit and Rüdi likes housing it.

[hspn]

Laughs at managers losing their shit

Ross Barkley is whistled for a foul, 58th minute:

Brother: How is that a foul on Ross when we should have gotten the foul on Kepa?

Me: Usually Marriner is pretty pro-us, so that's surprising. Maybe he's getting ready to send off all of Brentford.

Brother: He's a decent ref. I don't know why Anthony Taylor gets all the big games.

Me: My favorite thing about Marriner is when he's a fourth official and he just laughs at managers losing their shit. I think it was Pardew who had a meltdown and got booked and he was just laughing at him like you prick.

Brother: What's the point of yelling at the fourth ref? He isn't going to change things.

Me: No one was yelling at him, he just walked over when Pardew got booked, just so he could laugh in his face.