#angry momma

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Thurston, in a trolling mood: [hands flask of alcohol to Buddy] Care for a swig?

Kid Buddy, who has no idea what that is but is curious: Yes!

Buddy: [takes giant gulp of alcohol, makes disgusted face, spits it out into the air like a fountain]

Thurston: [snickering]

Mrs. Pteranodon: thuuuuurrrsssSSTTOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!! [dive bombs into Thurston, knocking him to the ground, pecking and punching and talon swiping him]

Thurston: OW OW OW! I'M SORRY!

Mrs. Pteranodon: TROODON TOWN AND THEIR PETTY VIOLENCE LAWS CAN'T SAVE YOU IN THE WILD, BOY!!!

Thurston: We're the same age-OW!

Mrs. Pteranodon: [beating Thurston with a stick, turning and looking sweetly at Buddy while she's still beating Thurston]

Mrs. Pteranodon: Buddy, honey, whenever any adult hands you something suspicious, you say 'No.' Do you understand, son?

Buddy, staring in horror at Thurston, still being whacked with the stick: Y-yes, mom!

Mrs. Pteranodon: Excellent! I love you, baby! [Turns her full attention to Thurston squawking in rage] ALCOHOL!?! ARE YOU THAT IMMATURE AND STU-

[scene cut to Sonny picking Thurston up from the station]

Sonny: Pray tell, Thurston, what did you do this time?

Thurston, holding an ice pack to his head: I gave Buddy alcohol as a jo-

Sonny: [loudly gasps, punches Thurston in the face] THAT'S BUDDY MY BUDDY YOU JUST INTRODUCED ALCOHOL TO! OOOHHHH THURSTON!!!

Thurston: Ow!

Narrator: And Thurston proceeded to never make the same mistake again.

[scene cut to Troodon Town, Tabitha is whacking Thurston over the head with a train pamphlet repeatedly]

Tabitha: Do! Not! Ever! Give! Alcohol! To! Children! Young! Man!

Thurston: Ow ow ow! I get it!

[official-asher-the-fox]

*a mean anon appears and goes in to punch Asher and Lab! Lav

Asher: The freak?!

*Asher bends over Lab! Lav. Taking most of the blows as they cover her ears and yell out profanities at the mean anon... Suddenly, an ice beam hits the mean anon pinning them to the wall... White stands a couple of feet away looking murderous at the anon...*

White: ... Get. Out.

@lavender-the-security-anon

[formderptron]

[official-asher-the-fox]

Ya know I!S White, you made Jamie run off which Space is attached to right? You dumb bitch... Your gonna lead to Asher's death if you don't go find them.

White: Bite me... I don’t have time to entertain him and his ideas of getting back together with Asher... They’re going through enough as it is and he wants to add what he wants with them on top of it?!

[ripcrispyblonde]

@mischiefxmanagcd asked: “Why can’t you just be happy for me?”  from the misfits meme

❝ don't you dare do that anna. you know i will always be happy for you when there's something to be happy about. ❞ she didn't trust this kid she had met, sneaking off and being a hunter. if her years hunting and sam and dean's stories had taught her anything it was that you couldn't trust all of them and she would be damned if she sat back and let her daughter get hurt by one. it was hard enough to come to terms with the idea that any of her kids would get their heart broken.

[wanderingarcherviola]

professionaliism said: *massage your shoulder* there, there, momma. Calm down and have a drink. 

I have nothing nice to drink, sweetie.. But momma does approve of the massage..It eases my stress

[jennipur]

Red state schoolin'

Jack just asked me if an abortion meant a baby is born and then killed, and if Obamacare is going to pay doctors to do it. Appears they had quite the lively discussion in Geography today.

It took an hour to undo the fucking knot he was in.