Aug 26, 2025
"we need to lock in, we need to get real, we need to-" what about WHIMSY? What about MYSTERIOUS CHARM???? WHAT ABOUT SILLINESS?????
i am not falling for this propaganda. Lightning bolt up your ass.
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"we need to lock in, we need to get real, we need to-" what about WHIMSY? What about MYSTERIOUS CHARM???? WHAT ABOUT SILLINESS?????
i am not falling for this propaganda. Lightning bolt up your ass.
As a PSA, if anyone tries and kidnap my babies or minions ever again, I will be casting Saltwater In Lungs on sight.
Some guy just littered on one of MY NORTHERN BEACHES.
Wait till I catch you asshole, I'll cast 1000 paper cuts and immediate salt water bath on your ass, you'll see if it's funny to murder my babies loyal minions!
You know what? I don't give a shit anymore, next time somebody pisses me off, I'm casting lobotomy on em.
What would you do if someone built an oilrig in your sea?
it already happened, believe it or not. Let's just say they discovered Megalodons and Liopleurodon were not only not extinct, but they were also way bigger, stronger and aggressive then expected. Very few survived and the ones that did are still plagued by nightmares, I made sure of that.
If it happens again honestly, I might just teleport them all to point Nemo and enchant the clouds to tell them to never come back to my sea, in case there are survivors.
Look what I found
