#angstpost

[theonewiththesoks]

*Reptile owner posts setup pic of a 20 gallon tub with one half-log hide, dirty repticarpet, a stick-on thermometer/hygrometer, a red light-emitting bulb, dirty empty water bowl, and a reptile that looks like it’s one breath away from entering the netherworld*

“Why is my pet behaving/looking that way? Should I take it to a vet? Actually I can’t do that because I don’t have the money for a vet. I know it isn’t an environmental issue because the Petco employee sold me a starter kit with everything I need. The other reptile it’s cohabbing with doesn’t seem sick”

*Smacks them with a stick* *Smacks them with a stick* *Smacks them with a stick* *Smacks them with a stick* *Smacks them with a stick* *Smacks them with a stick*

[lemonstealinglibrarian]

listen i’m doing pretty great in terms of feeling confident and capable, but i would really like to have all the old skin on my face taken off and replaced with some new stuff that would be great

also tired of ppl with relatively clear skin complaining to me about their 1-2 zits like.... wow....... that must be a miserable existence.... imagine having a lot of those, all of the time,

yeah i kinda figured i’d have “Grown out of it” by 22 and like yes tearing at them will not fix anything but it will, in fact, make me feel better except in occasions like these where it makes me feel a ton worse?? ??? 

anyway i’m usually pretty good, i’ve worn makeup like 4 times total this year and remain unconditionally loved regardless, i feel good knowing my hair is pretty, i understand that it is a genetic condition and not my fault, but lord i’ve just had a field of the deep ones on my cheeks for weeks now and i’m very very done with that. that’s all.

[thylekshran]

my evil angst-shitposting brain: hmmm do you think shran feels fucking AWFUL about beating archer up that first time they met and never quite forgives himself until he gets really drunk on andorian ale one night and cries on his shoulder

[casualagressor]

that feel when ur trying to find the perfect song to have your breakdown to but cant find it so just get more stresed instead of catharsis

[casualagressor]

I won't put white into your hair I won't make noises in your stairs I will be kind and I'll be sweet if you stop staring straight through me.

Mother Mother, Ghosting

[casualagressor]

facing a kinda minimal amount of stress and completly falling flat and dying gang gang

[casualagressor]

Haha imagine being in the 90th percentile for height

FOR MEN hahahahaahahaaha

[casualagressor]

Going outside, being productive, cooking for yourself, being a human being: Broke

Just sitting in your room all day feeling sad: Woke

Doing the above while listening to sad music you know will make you sad: Bespoke