Chef Lenny the Lizard.

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Chef Lenny the Lizard.
Actress (she was in the original cast of The Women on Broadway and appeared in the film Now, Voyager), radio host, and author Ilka Chase took a stroll by Delmonico's with her pet lizards, May 9, 1932.
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It’s not Digiorno, it’s Dubia!
Do you have a pet lizard?
Yes
No, but I used to
No
Summer program on pet care in Narragansett, R.I.: Stan Craig shulders [sic] his pet iguana, July 9, 1985
Kathy Borchers Photojournalism Collection
Summer program on pet care in Narragansett, R.I.: Stan Craig shulders his pet iguana, July 9, 1985. Kathy Borchers Photojournalism Collection (PH 083). Special Collections and University Archives, University of Massachusetts Amherst Libraries
You ever think about how funny it would be if The Lizard from Spider-Man had that same atavism, but instead of making him a violent monster it worked more to make him act like real lizards?
IE the sort of goofy nonsense anyone with a pet gecko or snake has experience with, real "Mommy I dropped my crimket" energy.
Like, "Peter, Dr Connors is doing the thing again, get the meat and the stick and go up into the vents"
He’s so perfect