He Would Not Fucking Say Do That

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He Would Not Fucking Say Do That
Give me a sequel to Gothguhl Hollow and make it good GeeDubs you fucking cowards
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So, it turns out that while I've been listening to Re: Dracula, my brother has also been listening to Dracula. Even better, he's never read Dracula before, or even seen any of the adaptations. His sole knowledge of Dracula comes from listening to the first two books of Anno Dracula, to the point that he didn't recognise who Arthur was until someone calls him Godalming.
All that being said, he just said the most gratifying thing a person with that particular level of experience could say: "Y'know, I get why people were so annoyed about John Seward being Jack the Ripper in Anno Dracula now."
(As a bonus when I told him about the "whore of the devil" line from Coppola's Dracula he full-on wrinkled his nose in disgust.)
Having finished anno dracula I think it's a fun vampire story with absolutely terrible charactisation of the main characters in dracula.
Also sherlock holmes characters are there
i lkve reading books bc occasionally you get to say “dracula is homophobic and executing gay people”
paying more to get an older edition of Anno Dracula that doesnt have a foreword by Neil Gaiman.
Some Vampire and Related Fiction Recommendations
I wrote this list up for a Reddit comment and thought I'd share it here in case any of you nerds liked Vampire fiction.
This list leaves out Stoker, Anne Rice, Stephen King, etc.
Certain Dark Things by Silvia Moreno-Garcia. The queen of Mexican-Canadian horror. Check out Mexican Gothic and Gods of Jade and Shadow too (not vampire as such but still great reads).
"The Wide Carnivorous Sky" by John Langan. Probably the best modern Vampire story you'll read. Novella-ish length, worth getting the entire eponymous story collection as it is one hell of a ride through modern horror.
Anno Dracula series Kim Newman. The first book is the best, though the other books in the series are very fun, if a bit campy and too clever for their own good, still worth reading. His main character, Genevieve Dieudonne, is awesome and spans genres from his vamp work into his Warhammer Fantasy work (which is also great imo).
Christopher Golden's Shadow Saga (starts with Of Saints and Shadows)--absolutely one of my favorites. The first three books are great and kind of form a self-contained trilogy, but the other books are also fun, even if a tad uneven.
Those Who Hunt the Night by Barbara Hambly. Look, it's a bit pulpy in all the right ways while still being a really good historical-vamp-fiction, full on Victorian vampire hunters. The rest of the series gets high marks too.
S.P. Somtow's Vampire Junction and related books.
Dhampir series by Barb and J.C. Hendee. Vampire killers (a half-vampire (dhampir), an elf, and a wolf) wander around a Gothic landscape stabbin' all sorts of things. Kind of reminds me of The Witcher in that monster-bashing way, except with more romance plots as the series moves on, sometimes veering (if I remember correctly, which in truth I might not) into almost bodice ripper territory.
Brian Lumley's Necroscope series. It's maybe a bit dated, very 1980s/1990s feel but that's fine and it is still golden. Lumley's one of those workhorses of horror, just happily churning out stuff until the day he dropped dead and a lot of it was really great. I don't think he got enough notice on this side of the pond.
John Conroe's Demon Accords series. It's got vampires, werewolves, demons, and everything else…look, it's not high literature, at all, in the slightest, it's the worst of Kindle Unlimited self-published author schlock at times, like most of the time, but it kept me hooked for fifteen books until I finally hit a wall and just couldn't wade through a single goddamn page of it anymore. Am I ashamed of reading this series? Yeah, a little. Did I reread the first seven or so books? Also yes.
A lot of Laird Barron's stuff has vampiric elements re the Cult of the Old Leech, especially his novel 'The Croning,' however the Leech and devotees are not vampires in the traditional undead sense. I adore all of his work (especially his horror though, and Xs for Eyes is just, just beautiful), including the Isaiah Coleridge stuff which has hints of cosmic horror and the dark-fucked-up-ness at the Center of It All, peak modern noir.
The Lesser Dead by Christophe Buehlman. Honestly, I'm including this one even though the ending felt like a massive let down for me. There's a point where it says to stop unless you want the twist ending. Take it up on that and stop. The twist made me violently angry at the author, like I get why he did it and all, but I'm still pissed about it a year or two later. There's no need to fuck with readers like that, my guy. So, yeah, listen to the warning. Until then, the world-building was great and the vampire characters (narrator included) very fun, with a great working knowledge of 1970s New York.
The Unnoticeables by Robert Brockway. Vampires? Eh, kinda. Angel-things that suck people dry and remove them from existence to 'correct' the universe, definitely. Do punks fight them? Yes. Is it overall a satisfying series: absofuckinglutely.