#anon gremlins

[obesericewrites]

THIS HOUSE IS A NIGHTMARE

/j tbh idk howdy hell did we get vore here

we don't talk about Thursday. On Fridays we just feel both angsty and happy.

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I thought your profile photo was a pie... My bad. D:

PLEASE I LOVE THAT

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I might as well mention too, I ate a rock before..not like, all of it, I chipped some of it and swallowed it, and I ate some pebbles too..not as good as others would claim

Turg….A ROCK AND A PENNY?! Why would you eat a ROCK?! You where so determined to eat the damn rock you CHIPPED IT so you could SWALLOW THE ROCK! Plus PEBBLES?!

Turg, who on earth is claiming that rocks taste good?? Because I know it isn’t someone sane.

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ive noticed this in a few asks and tried to search for any info on it but tumblr search sucks so im sorry if youve talked about this before but why do the characters say lapis lazuli in place of swears?

Its totally okay! I would be so surprised if there was actual info on the subject.

The reason some characters say that is because Lapis Lazuli is actually what they consider a god in their world. A bit of lore on the subject here, they weren't a very kind god to their people.

So many people use their name as a swear or vulgar term in oder to disgrace them.

Many other, I guess stones are considered gods/goddess as many view it as they where here first. So people worshiped them as a form of respect!

Though I don't want to spoil my story I feel like I should give you guys a bit of context! :)

(This is totally fictional and has nothing to do with our world.)

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HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉

YES HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU GUYS 🎉 just as I read this ask a bunch of fire works went off lol, hope everyone has a fun and safe New Year! I’m glad I could share this with you guys :DD

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“This is fine”, said the author. All while the gremlins wrecked havoc. Cacaphony and bright fires filled the room. Not even smoke can escape.

“This is fine”

“GET CHO FUCKIN GREMLINS BITCH!” New followers screeched pointing a finger at the author, who was surrounded by chaos itself.

“They don’t bite.” The author grinned waving their hand in the air as if to get rid of the new followers worry’s with a flick of their hand. Just as they said that….the gremlins lunged. “YES IT DO— GETCHO GRE—!!!”

Watching with amusement, the author watched as the gremlins chased the horrified new followers.

“They’ll be fine.” 

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You: MC is a sewist

Everyone: Mc has a clothes shop

Gremlins: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ L I N G E R I E 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Basically that is what happened. Never in my right mind would I think that making this blog I would have to make the scenario of the MC making their own lingerie. But should’ve expected it, the gremlins were to quiet for the last few hours. 💀

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Do you hear the people Gremlins? 🎶 🎵

Yes, I hear them in my nightmares….