#anon talk

[leonsgfpost]

people are headcanoning leon (re9) has a

erectile dysfunction 👀👀

OMG, anon 🫡

Imagine the puppy face this man would make if he couldn't get hard. He'd look at you like the world had ended. And you're not the problem, really. He claims he's just tired after a few missions and sometimes has nightmares, so his friend down there just doesn't want to get up.

He'll apologize while he's eating you out, choking you down there, "Sorry, baby—I'm so sorry..." against your center, looking at you with those heavy eyes and slightly dilated pupils. He'd never let you leave unsatisfied, so either eat him out or let you ride his face.

But rest assured, as soon as this man gets his eight hours of sleep, he'll have the energy to fuck you properly again🫠

im soo sorry for the delay in responding, dear 😭

[kisekii]

it’s so saddening to see a player post with his girlfriend when you’re a shipper

The concept of feeling sad about someone else’s reality because it interferes with your fantasy of them… You need to realize how insane this sounds

[vroombees]

youre not going crazy about the bezsava height difference! savas height on the website is from when he was like 16, he was 185cm by 23. and also bez is definitely shorter than his listed height but thats a different issue lol

Thank you anon!

I realized that the perceived difference in their heights varies a lot depending on the camera angles, lenses, whether they’re wearing their suits or not, etc. So after taking a closer look at their pictures together, I decided to take the creative liberty of measuring their height difference with an orange 🍊

[kinkyhoon]

where are you?????🙃

I got stuck in the backrooms with Rariki and Saranghae but I managed to escape...

[vampi-boi]

OOOHH SHH I JUST SAW YOUR POST WHATRRR??! Survival show like boys planet??? Also girl I'm happy u got him back ✨✨

I'm not sure honestly they didn't say/or can't talk to much about the show. Also yeah I'm so happy for him even though we don't get along in the past. I really hope he did change and not just pretending. Also we aren't officially together rn... we are just seeing how things goes..

[keistance]

The fact that Ilya grew up in Moscow doing gay shit on the dl and he still looks genuinely afraid that lil angry Canadian kitten Shane Hollander might have lured him to a sketchy location to murder him is HILARIOUS. 😂

NO FR like he already know shane but the back entrace to his building looks so sketchy and ilya is dressed to impress, which also means he looks like the ideal victim for a fake mugging-gone-wrong. he feared for his life in the 5 seconds it took for shane to open his door

[tata-is-the-name]

your reblogs are sending me, every wbk fic has your thoughts and i cant 😭😭😭😭

HEHEHEHEHE. Hello, Anoooon! 🤭 That's when you know I enjoy reading that shii 🤭 I always reblog fics and comment on it at the same time so the author knows that their fics are lovveeedddd and favoreddd 🤭

But, ya' should know I would always be biting my finger when it's all about wbk or jjk just like how this cat bites this man's leg---

I MUNCH AND DEVOUR THOSE FICS LIKE ITS MY LAST MEAAALLLLL!

[askqueenmiley]

not sure if anyone still uses the tags but ummm hi ?