Yandere Anon and Cole HCs - Blush Blush
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-stopp okay so i have this big headcanon for him
-so usually when there are yanderes are germaphobes (like Anon is), they tend to see everyone as disgusting and untouchable
-the only person they can stand is their darling, for whatever reason they see them as pure and clean
-so i can just imagine Anon distancing himself from everyone and thinking that humanity is absolutely putrid and then he finds you
-you’re the only person he’ll let stand so close to him, the only person he doesn’t mind breathing the same air as
-he wouldn’t let you get dirty, either
-he’s constantly cleaning your clothes, reminding you to bathe, he keeps hand sanitizer everywhere just to maintain your cleanliness
-he honestly hates himself for becoming some stupid cliché
-because of this, he’s a little bitter towards you at first but nothing major since he gets over it and just decides to give in
-but his bitter attitude is just ignoring and a few rude comments (that he’ll end up apologizing for) so it’s honestly not that bad
-and once he’s over all of that, the pining stage begins
-Anon is already comically good with hacking and addicted to the internet, and he’s also already had a line about stalking your instagram page
-so there’s definitely going to be a lot of cyberstalking when the addiction starts
-and honestly, he’ll probably never stop cyberstalking
-every account of yours is getting found, no matter how old or irrelevant they are
-he’ll use the info for many things, but mostly it’s to make sure you’re happy
-like, he’d totally hack into your etsy account just to decide what the perfect gift for you is
-he’ll also make sure you’re safe, dedicating two or three monitors to you
-one would be cam footage around you’re house; nowhere too personal but enough to make sure you aren’t getting attacked
-Anon could absolutely ruin someone’s life, but he wouldn’t kill someone
-not just because he has no muscle mass, but also because he is disgusted by the thought of getting any blood on him
-sure, there are less messy ways of killing someone, but it just isn’t satisfying
-he loves that feeling of remembering how he genuinely ruined some disgusting nobody’s life
-he doesn’t really make an effort to hide his yandere tendencies
-Anon has no problem telling you how he sees the world, mostly because he just wants you to understand that you’re an amazing exception to humanity
-his teasing might get to be a little much, but know that he only does it because he thinks of you as almost godly, still baffled by your existence
-and because of this he’ll get insecure and try to reassert the fact that you’re completely ordinary
-but it doesn’t work, mostly because you still exsist
-so he tries to just play off the teasing, never directly apologizing for it
-but know that he doesn’t dislike you, far from it!
-he loves you to death, or at least that’s the plan
-it’s no secret that Cole’s already a yandere
-but i still got a few thoughts about this man
-first of all, Cole’s obviously a stalker
-i imagine that he initially met you, and he felt absolutely captivated by you for whatever reason
-then, after that, he’d stalk you for awhile
-the amount of time depends on what kind of person you are, but he does do a lot of observing
-after he’s sure of the obsession, he’ll start trying to insert himself in your life
-he’s also the type to have like thousands of photos of you and keep them on his wall
-he’s great at blending in, you probably wouldn’t know about his stalking if he doesn’t basically tell you about it
-he’d also continue stalking you after you’re in a romantic relationship
-he doesn’t want you leaving him, so he’ll try to keep his creepy behavior too a minimum
-emphasis on try because Cole absolutely sucks at it
-he basically tells you everyday that he’s obsessed with you and wants to murder everyone you know
-but oh well, you couldn’t get rid of this man no matter how hard you tried
-Cole’s also a very jealous person
-he isn’t crazy, he knows that you’re going to talk to other people besides him
-he just doesn’t want you to do that
-it would not matter who you’re talking to or what the reason is, he’s always very bitter over it
-he’ll always try his best to convince you that you don’t need to talk to anyone and that he can handle everything for you
-i’m sure y’all already know this, but he isn’t scared to kill
-his reasons for it is mostly very petty
-sure, he’ll kill your admirers or significant others, but there’s just so much more
-this is kind of where his jealousy and protectiveness kicks in
-if someone accidentally pushes you; dead
-if someone asked to hang out with you; dead
-they had to keep all the other guys in the game because they were the main characters, but you cannot convince me that in a more realistic setting all of those guys would be dead
-one smaller headcanon i have is that Cole always wants his hands on you
-most of the time he won’t mention it and will just assume that he can do it
-but whenever he’s really vulnerable he’ll get the need to ask you instead of just doing it
-sure, he’ll hold onto your hands or arms when asking, but he won’t embrace you unless you give him permission
-besides that, he’ll always be holding your hand or having his arm around you
-it makes him feel better and more important than your “friends”
-Cole’s completely devoted to you and won’t let you go because of it
-his infatuation, his love, has no end
-the only way to get rid of him is to kill him, and good luck with that!
-”Here's to love. To romance. To what it means to be forever.”
