The Interrogation
Jaune: Ugh... My head...
Nora: Alright, cut the crap, pally! You know exactly why you're here!
Pyrrha: Nora, calm down. I'm sure this is just a big misunderstanding. Jaune, I know this is all very confusing, but it would really help us out if you could tell us your side of the story.
Jaune: All I know is that for some reason, all of Beacon suddenly decided to break into song, and everyone tried to force me to sing with them! And then Sun and Neptune dragged me in here!
Pyrrha: (On the verge of tears) Oh god... Jaune, no...
Nora: I'll take it from here. (Gets in his face) I'm gonna make myself crystal clear.
Jaune: (Thinking) DON'TTHINKBOUTMAKIN OUTDON'TTHINKBOUTMAKINOUTDON'T-
Nora: (Punches him) WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?!
Jaune: Guys, I can't sing, okay?
Nora: Bull! Shit! Every single student attends Beacon with a clear record of their musical accomplishments!
Jaune: No, seriously! Listen!
In AA, with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday
Nora: I ain't buyin' it!
Pyrrha: Lying won't get you anywhere, Jaune. Just tell us the truth and we can help you.
Jaune: I'M NOT LYING YOU STUPID BITCH!
Pyrrha: I'll admit my grades were never the highest, but there's no changing that now.
Jaune: Fat cow!
Pyrrha: Well, I have been putting on a little extra cushioning~.
Jaune: Horse-face!
Pyrrha: Oh, I used to have the cutest little horse dolly when I was growing up! Just thinking about her brings back all kinds of happy memories.
Jaune: I'm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was so rude to you, Pyrrha. It was wrong of me to insult you like that.
Pyrrha: Oh, it's alright, Jaune. Would you like something to drink?
Nora: Pyrrha, no!
Pyrrha: I can make you a big ol' cup of hot cocoa!
Jaune: Eh, no thanks. I don't really want anything sweet. Could I get some coffee inste- OOF!
Pyrrha: (Pins Jaune to the wall with polarity) OVER THE LINE, PUNK!
Jaune: NORA, HELP!
Nora: (Backing away slowly)
