#another old post

[goatzgrief]

Haley Dahl and Mimi Doe

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[esteemedproblem]

TF2 VIBE CHECK

How this all started was Scout getting a lucky guess and Spy checking an enemy Spy while yelling VIBE CHECK which left the enemy Spy respawning confused and Scout fucking losing it. 

 -Scout had planned on the vibe check being a one or two-time joke but being how his first vibe check fucked up a disguised enemy Spy he won’t live it down. For a few days for every hit he makes with his bat he yells vibe check in every situation but eventually it being a two-syllable phrase he starts going back and forth between vibe check and bonk.

-Let’s just say unlike bonk, vibe check really sticks with some of the other mercs

-The first to pick it up is Medic he finds it hilarious. This has some “How do you do fellow kids” energy but like he’s having a blast and Scout fucking loses it every time he hears Medic’s old ass yelling Vibe check. 10/10 Loves vibe check.

-Soldier thinks yelling it helps you hit harder which is completely accurate and he also does like a laugh after he yells it. “VIBE CHECK HAHAHAHAHA” Like he’s figured out a new secret skill that only he has mastered. 10/10 The most painful vibe check.

-Sniper knows it majorly pisses off Spy since it was his death that got this shit started so he only ever says it when killing Spy. 8/10 Great fun.

-Spy fucking hates vibe check but he says it every time a split second before stabbing Sniper and Scout. 6/10 Might say it a decent amount but he wishes the phrase didn’t exist.

-Demoman would say it more since he thinks it’s fun but he just sorta forgets about it most of the time usually going for his usual fun insults. 5/10

-Engineer only says it if he catches somebody about to destroy his sentry which is more often then not Spy but not really anytime else. 3/10

-Heavy has said vibe check once and it was after pushing Scouts face into a pile of mashed potatoes after begging Heavy to say it. 1/10

-Who knows if Pyro is saying it the muffled words that make it out of their suit sorta sound like Vibe check but it could also be anything else. ???/10

[doomcomes]

Being the youngest and the most recent addition, the team has taken to calling her pup out of endearment, much to her ire. She retaliates with rude comments and possible physical attacks if it escalates enough in her head, scolded by their leader. To her, this term counts as her being sidelined to the shadows once again, which feeds her rage.

[eliteunicorns]

Oversharing! Yippee!

Dear raging snowstorm,

Stop being windy for like five seconds while I am in the bathroom.

Yah shaking mah turlet.

[sunnysynthsunshine]

another old sims 3 post

Hyung is trying to say “little bitch” in Korean but I’m not sure that’s the right translation 

[prettypleaseletmebe-blog]

"I just want to dance and sing and play music and write music and write stories and read books and do absolutely nothing else for the rest of my life."

Liv 

[allen-vc-blog]

The Lyrical Game

I see those thinking they’re “kool kats” simply because they ignite their engine too fast. They rap themselves to exhaust with Nas blowin' out their backs. Lames just because they can spit consecutive lines of rhymes. Drinkin' themselves on Jin until all their lyrics and verses turn into drunk speech. See, I’m tired of vampires everywhere with this Lil Crazed sensation, only stepping up as famous because they have some sort of relations. Sappin' into the veins of Hip-Hop while dumbasses below think they’re gods because they possess some sort of Immortal Technique. I see no dragons spittin' fire, left alone just Drakes blowin' smokes from their noses. I find it more like whelps, when they sucking and blowing on some Cudi. Yeah, I'm not sure what kind of dellusions be filling their minds, because it seems like they’re not even following Jay-Z and his Blu-print in Exile's design.