We are in misery

It/Neos 25, Asks: Open https://ko-fi.com/spadescrew

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MDNI I have decided I want to horny post so get off my blog please and thank you

Rentry

Just looks nicer having things like this rather than shoved on to a single post it has the about requests and fandom list

Requests: Open

and if you read nothing else please leave comments

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#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

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My personal favorite is starting a new show I saw on Tumblr and realizing friend from gif is not the main character, or even a major supporting character. Who are these people and where is my friend?

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MDNI tw torture

Fyodor tied up in silky golden ropes

Said ropes stained in his blood as you carve bible verses into his skin

Kissing every letter to get the taste of blood on your lips

Tell him he's doing so good as he whimpers and shakes under your touch

Reminding him how beautiful and perfect he is and how you can't wait to be finished so you can untie him and he can claim his prize for being so good

The look in his eyes the moment he is free and he has you pinned beneath him

Every twisted thing he does to you after to return the favor ♡

Consenual torture with Fyodor ♡♡♡

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obsessed with more tf2 team colors

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obsessed with more tf2 team colors

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it’s okay to not be okay and still experience happiness

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it’s okay to be doing well and still experience bad days

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your honor have you considered that it would be so cutes

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pspspsps dbd asks pspspsps ask me to write slutty gore for you pspspsps actually any asks plz

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Deadpool Objectum Headcanons

◇ Does he have posic? Guess

◇ Some of the things he has said he is dating, his swords, his guns, wolverines claws, a rock shaped like a dick, his own suit, 30+ plushies, a newspaper, etc

◇ It's impossible to tell if he's joking or genuine or a mix of both, does he actually love his swords or is he just a huge masochist and will do anything for the bit?

◇ Much like most of the weird shit he does it's because it's funny but he does hold some care towards a few objects, he wouldn't admit it to himself or anyone else but there is some genuine affection in there hidden within all the bullshit

◇ He might admit to logan some of it but he would deny it later and logan just does not give a single fuck, he knew he was getting into weird shit when he agreed to stay with wade one of your guns is like a girlfriend to you? wonderful he doesn't care

◇ Has Logan hurt him with his own weapons sometimes for Honda Odyssey reasons

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Kanaya Objectum Headcanons

◇ Has posic but doesn't talk about it often because its usually a familial bond with her sewing tools and the things she makes

◇ She doesn't want to make it others problem but her heart breaks a little every time she has to part with a shirt or a dress because it was made by request or ass a gift

◇ It also hurts when she sees tears in them and will gently offer to fix it up until the person gives in so that the piece isn't hurting anymore

◇ Even if she puts a lot of effort into making clothing durable, she has learned to accept that they have a lifespan, and if possible, she can use them to create something new

◇ Kanaya does learn she can experience romantic attraction to objects as well after Rose uses her needle wands to threaten her and Kanaya's brain interrupts it as the needles pitch flirting with her

◇ It takes her a month to mention this to Rose since they are one married and two they are Rose's possession but Rose agrees that she may date her weapon as long as she can tease her about how adorable she is getting flustered over needles

◇ Kanaya is quite happy that she gets to see both of her girls all the time since Rose never goes anywhere without her weapons ♡

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Vriska Objectum Headcanons

◇ Does not have posic just thinks objects can be attractive

◇ Started out as a joke making fun of other objectum people until it suddenly wasn't a joke anymore and she started looking at her dice like what if they were a beautiful hot lady?

◇ Befriending her flarping gear makes her stronger and thanking them for making it through the fight without breaking is just what they need to recharge

◇ It's just something passive that makes her happy and she has fun chatting with Terezi about what objects would be best in bed or occasionally making Equius uncomfortable about a specific screwdriver for awhile

◇ While she isn't in a relationship with any objects her objectum journey has made her even more protective of her stuff and picky about who is allowed to borrow her things

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Gamzee Makara Objectum headcanons

◇ Has posic aka for various neurological reasons he believes objects have sentience even if he is completely sober and fully understands that they don't actually have those emotions

◇ He does however also have severe depression so even though he does try to persue relationships with objects his mind can not comprehend even objects loving him

◇ He mostly persues or tries to persue relationships with objects since his friends aren't really that great and he doesn't think a troll could ever love him especially with how broken he is and how scary his caste is to others

◇ He tried courting his juggling pins but they desires a strictly professional relationship performing/combat

◇ He has an on and off toxic relationship with soper slime he knows it isnt good for him he just doesn't care and viewing it as the soper is using him hurts less

◇ It's not all sad I promise in a theoretical everyone lives/is saved au Nepeta would approach him with more knowledge and understanding having still been dead and having met other ghost Gamzee's and would give him a clown plushie and tell him no matter what he'll love gamzee cause he's been told all the bad things he went through and wants to be there for him

◇ No matter how much his own mental health wants to fight that Nepeta definitely also has posic so even if him and the plushie have fights he does learn to apologize and accept that the plushie loves him and helps him gain courage to reach out to his friends

◇ He gives him kisses and takes him on dates and even if he is aware what people think of him he wouldn't date anyone if they couldn't accept that clownie and him are a deal package cause even if it's not the others fault as they were all just kids Clownie has helped him more than anyone else

◇ I personally don't think it would be any of the canon characters but I do think he'd find someone probably with posic too with some object partners and be in a polycule just feels like he'd be happiest with people who feel what he does rather than just someone who is supportive

I might write the interaction between Nepeta and Gamzee and their thoughts during it Gamzee Clownie otp

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anyway now that ive fixed the rentry (remade it because i forgot the password) im going to write objectum headcanons about every character you know and love

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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

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Did I mess up somehow? Is it not obvious enough?

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“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

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Was tempted to make a new blog for this but I have enough of a blog problem so welcome to the first segment of

Lore rambles for my Angel AU of my own OCs which I may or may not believe in some capacity? Unsure atm

What if

Eden was alive? What if the garden was created with sentience, made to love you, to provide you with everything you could ever need.

What if you were given two humans to cherish for the rest of time but God gave you a heart that could be hurt, that could be eaten.

What if when it was taken from you God banished your humans from you when your heart should have never been so easy to grasp.

What if you were striped from your home because you chose free will and were forced out of the place that loved you sent out to defend yourself

God wanted his humans to choose sentience but he still made it a punishment and never prepared Eden for what it would be like alone

An empty home, eternal but able to be destroyed without its heart forced to take care of itself and wait for anything to change

Made to love and made to be abandoned

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What if Erik died instead

In headcanon format because I mostly just have a bunch of disconnected thoughts and not really like a plotline

+ Charles couldn't do what Erik did and try to do things his way, and Erik wouldn't have asked him to. Erik's will gives Charles a lot of things, his possessions, an apology, and a confession that he never stopped loving him either, but I don't think it would ask anything of Charles.

+ Charles takes it upon himself to run Genosha with Erik gone, continue it's protection and do his best to treat it with as much care as Erik did.

+ He does his best to meet every mutant that lives there at least once, so he has a starting understanding of what everyone needs.

+ He most likely does eventually pass off the vast majority of the xmen responsibilities to someone else, but with Scott and Jean having a baby, it's probably more of a team effort that he checks on and always answers the phone for. Running the xmen and a country while grieving is a lot for one man and he wouldn't have waited a year to do so.

+ I like to think he would eventually have a council helping him run Genosha as well after a few years. Partially because he is old and doesn't want to leave Genosha suddenly without leadership and two.

+ He could start a real school, like one with different buildings for science, art, literature, history, get proper teachers since there are just so many more mutants here than in his old school.

+ Every success he has for Genosha makes him miss Erik more, wishing he could share the council, the school, fuck with Charles running it probably celebrate with him that the country is on it's way to becoming a recognised country. But he can't, everything he does is in honor of someone he loved and can never see again.

+ No matter how much joy he should get because of the progress made for mankind just makes him wish he would have tried harder to reach out to Erik, to find a middle ground with him, anything to have spent more time with him.

+ There becomes a point in his last years where he is only continuing because he hopes he is making Erik proud whenever he is, and more than anything, can't wait to see him again. He does a great job of hiding this from most, but his xmen know he is grieving and promise him that they will do their best to live for both of them.

+ Things go better, Charles is a broken man but at least he goes out surrounded by those he loves in Erik's home on Genosha.