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Answermachine redivivus

I am not heeah to receive your missive:

perhaps I toil at tasks permissive

with those athletic yet non-adhesive?

Would that I wuuh some website spectre

or woke-faced leftie loon’s conjecture:

we’ll simmer no more through Sir Keir’s drear lectures!

(Mayhap the pad in Downing Street

could use a slap of Dulux, Sweet,

but I’m on the mobile. Plus, not a deet-

ails buck: a rug’s as good as a chaise longue!)

Dom’s on the other lie, so I’m long gorn:

leave your donation at the old dingdong…

#Answermachine #BoJoNoMo #Ding dong #Downing Street #Boris Johnson #Dominic Cummings #Sir Keir Starmer

heather📱🎬👋

📱: is their phone cracked?

survey says...her phone is NOT cracked but she has the worst habit of dropping it so she had to buy one of those like, military grade cases with like unbreakable glass or some shit fnjsjdsdn

🎬: favourite show and movie?

show: the get down, she has WORDS about this show, she rewatches it like every month

movie: she knows absolutely nothing about comics or marvel and certainly isn’t starting now, but she watched spiderverse 4 times in theatres and is just in this world, pointing out every small detail that went into this movie, crying just as often as i do when i watch it bc why not u kno?

👋: reflex awkward hand move?

🤟-> surfer’s wave (it started after rachel convinced her to bingewatch h2o just add water and she would try to say things in an australian accent and do the hand move, and then it snowballed into an unironic display of greeting and she is Unable To Go Back njfjsjfjd)

💕 send me a character and an emoji! 💕

#ch: heather bastion #volleybis #lgbt webcomics #webcomics #answermachine #anon #details tag #text

How many orange things does logan own?

the better question would be: how many non-orange things does logan own?

but to answer this question: about half of her closet, a few old skateboards, her bed sheets, and her walls. she’s this close (👌) to living like that elderly woman who will only buy things in a very specific shade of lime green (however, logan is accepting of all variations of orange)

#thank you for the ask!!!#answermachine #ch: logan potter #volleybis #lgbt webcomics #webcomics #text #details tag #anon

I know when that hotline bling, that can only mean believe it not George isn't at home please leave a message, at the beep. - - - - - #hotlinebling #seinfeld #costanza #georgecostanza #answermachine

#answermachine #seinfeld #georgecostanza #costanza #hotlinebling

What would Harley want for Christmas?

-Glances at THIS, blows the dust off it and presents-That is pretty much still valid tbqh. @gothamprincesslucy did like a turkey hand for thanksgiving? Harley lost her shit over it. For their first anniversary @thesharpestsmile made her dinner (mostly just to fuck with her...) I cannot find it now - really annoyingly - but @thedoctornumber11 gave Harley some Christmas gifts last year - I think it was jewellery and some socks and some other bits and bobs and she was grudgingly delighted with them when she received them.

#hc #answermachine #Anonymous