#anti sam

[reality-schmality]

Gaaah. Watching 8.18, when Victor trains Krissy and the other two teens to become perfect vampire hunters. Dean immediately says, “What the fuck? They’re children!!” Sam says, “So, what? We hunted as kids. Actually, it’s a pretty perfect step-up.”

And yet the episode before, he gets all emotional with Meg about deep-down-desires for a normal life. This is why I hate Sam.

The narrative makes him so wishy-washy. One episode he wants a life. The next he’s a hunter through and through. The next he’s begging Dean not to be so suicidal. The season finale he’s laying his life down because he doesn’t have a future. His story isn’t nuanced. It’s downright messy and less than half-baked. As a viewer it’s grating, especially since he’s constantly portrayed as the “right” brother, the stable one with morals, next to his “screw-up” brother, the sleazy one who drinks and hits on women 24/7.

[trekkiehood]

[scripted-downfall]

I’m back watching SPN again (first watchthrough season 11; just watched the episode with Sully and the Zanna) and just… Sam has learned a grand total of zero lessons over the course of the show.  Buddy’s getting these visions of the Cage and Lucifer and all, and he immediately jumps to God is talking to me and I have a holy calling to do something to stop the Darkness.  And yeah, maybe it’d be reasonable in other circumstances.  But I’m sitting there watching and thinking of his track record — 

s02e13 “Houses of the Holy”: “Oh, yes, Dean, I’m quite certain; I’m being spoken to by an angel and I have a calling and this is a way to help people!”  *is a ghost*

 s03/04: “Oh, yes, Dean, I’m quite certain; I’ve got this wonderful power inside me that might have come from evil but will help me do good!” *is partly caused by demon manipulation, brings about the apocalypse, releases Lucifer*

s05e22 “Swan Song”: “Oh, yes, Dean, I’m quite certain; I can say yes to Lucifer and trap him in the cage, no problem.” *is possessed by Lucifer for most of the episode and kills a bajillion people before succeeding*

(I’m sure there are more, but these are just the ones occurring to me now.)

— and I’m just like… buddy.  Somehow, “Oh, yes, Dean, I’m quite certain; these messages are from God and I have a calling from on high for how to stop the darkness.” is a helluva lot less convincing at this point.  I bet that the visions are going to be from Lucifer.  (Or Michael, I guess, but my bet’s on Lucifer.)

At this rate, forget blurry wife; Sam should be shipped with delusions of grandeur because they get along so very well.

[choices-binglebonkus]

Oh for fuck’s sake…at your twins’ birthday party???

[mxmasked-alien]

I mean, I’m guessing we can’t suffocate her with the cake can we?

[lovethediseasedkillerpuppy]

You can't deny that what Dean did to Amy was cruel and Sam responded to it later out of passive agreesiveness by killing his daughter and abandoning him .Well , that's not justifiable too .But Dean started it first ..He deserved what happens later.

Um yes I can/do. Dean killed a monster who was murdering ppl. Sam killed Dean's DAUGHTER who was 3 days old, brain washed, and hadn't actually hurt anyone yet. Dean started it so he deserved what he got?? Are you seven? Dean, a hunter, killed a monster. Sam, Mr. Let's give everyone a chance, couldn't be bothered to even TRY to spare his niece. These are not comparable at all & if you ppl still don't get that after all these yrs idk what to tell ya.

[shrimpmandan]

I kind of find it funny when the sam people say "fujoshis suck" also act exactly like fujoshis

oh 100%

"stop fetishizing real gay men!!" "anyways im an asexual biromantic gay man :) #queer"

[electric-sympathy]

Yall ever remember how shitty Sam’s attitude was towards the inmates & then suddenly realize the ethical implications that has on the fact that he was studying to become a lawyer...