#antinous epic

[maci-has-a-cat]

putting epic characters into the headcanon generator, here are some of my favorites

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Antinous: Did you like the food I made?

Telemachus: No, not really

Antinous: But I put my heart and soul into it!

Telemachus: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Antinous: *looking over Telemachus' shoulder* You can draw?

Telemachus: *stopping what he was doing* You can speak?

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Antinous: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you

Y/N: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me. And no take backs, honey.

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Y/N: I desire moisture

Antinous: Please just say, "I want water" like a normal person

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Y/N: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it

Y/N: And I started thinking

Y/N: Like, it was just trying to get food

Y/N: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Antinous: Are you ok?

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Antinous: You need to be more careful

Y/N: *who was dragged into Antinous' issue* Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Antinous: I hate you!

Telemachus: I hate me more!

Antinous:

Antinous: Babe...we talked about this...