Academy tutors thinking back to the Doctor’s class and realizing that none of those bitches were normal. Like
How many renegades did you say again? One rogue, two rogue, red rogue, blue rogue? At least several of them have nice facial hair.
Ugh that one's an actual con man too
Oh fuck several of them died before they even attended the Graduation of Rassilon
That one guy was CIA the whole damn time?
At least he's normal - no, he tried to convince Renegade No. 1 to destroy the Daleks, a situation that eventually devolved into a Time War
Now, she was normal, just had a special interest in vampires - OH FUCK
At least we can rely on this guy, he would never do us any wrong. What's the Doom Coalition again?
This guy's decent enough, perhaps a bit of a bully. What do you mean he's a pink potato with eyes on sticks???
This one was quite intelligent! Oh wait he got kidnapped by Renegade No. 1 and now he's different. What's that smile on his face for?
She was a nice student, a bit of a pacifist. Oh fuck she hooked herself up to the protyon unit in her TARDIS???? Fucking hell.
