Aug 3, 2020
Luke:I bought a hundred and forty four pairs of vampire teeth.
Rozzi:Did you pay rent?
Luke:(sounding slightly muffled because of the vampire teeth) What the hell’s rent?
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Luke:I bought a hundred and forty four pairs of vampire teeth.
Rozzi:Did you pay rent?
Luke:(sounding slightly muffled because of the vampire teeth) What the hell’s rent?
Jenny:So, I’m sure you’re all wondering why i called you all here.
Echion:We live here.
Jenny:(clears her throat) i propose that we implement a new system within our friend group, in which we vote someone to be kicked out of the apartments every week, like in survivor. I plan on seducing each and every one of you to vote for me.
JP:Wait, but Leon and i are together.
Jenny:You can seduce each other, i don’t care. I’ll seduce Fiora.
Fiora:Niiiice.
JP:I keep trying to work, but my keyboard is dummy clicc,
JP:And the sound of my typing at three am keeps alerting my roomates.
Rozzi:Work during the day.
JP:No.
Rozzi:I have something I want to ask about, but first I have to ask if anyone here has commited murder.
Alex:Everyone in this room has. You have.
Rozzi: Alright, has anyone commited murder in the last few hours?
Jackie:I have. What’s up?
Rozzi:Did you seriously have to do it in the rug?
Jackie:(exists)
Isol:I’m gonna steal your knees. Hyunwoo, wanna help me steal her knees?
Hyunwoo:I’d rather steal a vital organ.
Isol:Oh really? Kidneys?
Hyunwoo:No, more.
Isol:The ribs?
Hyunwoo:More.
Isol:Clavicle?
Hyunwoo:More.
Hyejin:Well, this is getting familiar.
Isol:Just say you want me to steal her spine and I'll do it.
Hyunwoo:More.
Jackie:I barely did anything today and you already want to steal my kidneys, spine, clavicle, knees, AND ribs!
Isol:Thanks for the table of contents.
Hyunwoo:Mmmmm, that's still not enough.
Jackie:Alex, did Rozzi change the WiFi password again?
Alex:Yeah, it’s “Jackie already eats our food, she can pay for her own WiFi”.
Alex:No spaces.
Jenny:Speak lower, the whole building’s gonna hear your yelling!
Rozzi:People have better things to do than spying on others!
Rosalio, in the neighboring room:(takes the cup off of the wall)
Jenny:Hey Rozzi, what’s up with the sign outside our room?
(She points at the sign, which reads “Knives sharpened for free - bored, done all mine” and a phone number.)
Rozzi:No idea.