#fiorablacksurvival

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Our new test subject, 14M-RFT02 (Fiora Pellerin) is being taken in well by the on-sight researcher's team. Perhaps, a bit too well.

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Funny things are happening around here.

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Fiora:It’s so bizarre when animated american films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no sense. Like, why is Colette more french than everyone else in Ratatouille? Why are Hiccup’s dads more scottish than everyone else in How to Train your Dragon?

Nathapon:To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American. If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it, but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent.

Fiora:(chuckling) Linguini has a rat accent....

Sua:Do we ever hear for sure if he’s french? Maybe he’s an american immigrant.

Fiora:I mean, his name is Alfredo Linguini, so I always assumed he was italian.

Nathapon:Wait, his first name is Alfredo?

Fiora:Yep.

Li Dailin:Guys, he’s american. His mom’s american, they mention it in the start of the movie.

Nathapon:I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names.

Fiora:Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce, let’s go over the movie from the top again.

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Johann:Lesbians, what is your wisdom today?

Chiara:Invest in silver.

Fiora:Kiss women.

Nicky:All girls.... beautiful.

Johann:Excellent. Gays, what is your wisdom today?

Daniel:Boys... good.

JP:Agsjdksjdkjs.

Johann:Incredible. Bi, pan and poly people, what is your wisdom today?

Hyunwoo:People are pretty but I can’t talk to them.

Chloe:Ice cream fixes a lot of things.

Johann:Superb. Trans people, nonbinary people, what is your wisdom today?

Luke:If you lick a doorknob, you don’t own it. It owns you.

Isol:May look like I’m twelve, but I’m a man.

Eleven:Kiss everything. Dogs, people, bees, just kiss everything~

Johann:Terrific. Aromantic people, asexual people, what is your wisdom today?

Zahir:Bodies are an illusion and time is fake.

Sua:Cat’s fur is lovely~

Johann:Stupendous. Thank you all for your wisdom.

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Jenny:Darling! Sweetie! Love of my life!

Fiora:Are you mad at me?

Jenny:Positively livid!

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Fiora:Hate it when men do the “I hate small talk” thing.

Fiora:Sir, small talk is how i figure out if you’re trying to kill me or not.

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Fiora:Me and Jenny have been together for two years, living together for a year and nine months, and are getting married in less than a year. And today, we found out that one of her family members thought this whole time that we were just close friends.

Fiora:Apparently he thinks that I moved 300 miles to find a job so I could live with her for platonic reasons, and he was “happy we maintained a friendship this long”. When we sent him the wedding invite, he thought it was a friendship wedding.

Hart:I- I’m sorry, a.... friendship wedding??

Luke:I now pronounce you, gal and pal.

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Yuki:I have a question.

Shoichi:Go on.

Yuki:In the word scent, is it the s or the c that’s silent?

Shoichi:Damn it, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Fiora:Okay, well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’d say the s.

Shoichi:But sent is also pronounced the same way.

Rio:Okay, google says the c was added in the 17th century. So I guess the c is silent.

Isol:Both the s and c are silent and the letter e makes the sss sound.

Shoichi:Isol isn’t allowed to talk anymore.

Isol:You're just clueless about my brilliance.