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Made some more spell bottles today! The white wax sealed one is an anti-anxiety jar, and the red wax sealed one is a motivation jar! Both recepies are by @witchy-woman , thank you for the help! I'll try my best on the SAT on Wednesday!

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When you find out Johnny grew up 30 minutes north of you in the Chicago area

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Hey you there!!!

Yes you!!!

Guess what?

Ya girl can't pay to even ~GET~ to college and back!

That's right y'all, my tuition is paid for, my meals are paid for, but transportation isn't covered under my college money so I can't afford the $2,200 it will take me to get to and from college this year using the ever-so-lovely NJ and NY transportation services.

So, here I am being that bitch™ on Tumblr - asking for money.

Yes I know I suck, but this is the most dignified place I could think of to ask for money. So!! Since I can't draw, here's what I can do for you since I feel bad about even asking in the first place!!

I can write! Yes indeed, I'll hark it back to my old DeviantArt fan fiction days and write you whatever you want - but hopefully with way less cringe and more style. I'll do any plot, any fandom, as much weird shit as you want; just give me characters, what they're like, what you want the fic to be like and how long and I'll get it done for you. One-shots are $5-10 depending on if it's fluff or NSFW (and if so how freaky it gets), longer pieces we can work out a price on.

I can sew! I made my own high school graduation dress, I make my own cosplays - message me for pics bc it will take me a while to find them. I can basically sew anything except pants, so message me and I'll make whatever you need me to!

And if all else fails, well fuck idk I'll send you feet pics or something just PLEASE HELP ME PAY TO GET TO COLLEGE EVERY DAY THANKS

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Looks like I'm doomed to going to bed at 6 PM the rest of my life

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Biracial Problems: Asian/White edition

1. “So, what are you?” “No, really, where are you from?”

2. Looking like Dracula in the winter but looking like some shade of brown/yellow in the summer to the point where you look like you’re adopted by both parents

3. Can’t hang with Asian kids because “you’re too white”

4. Can’t hang with white kids because “you’re too Asian”

5. The Sephora staff literally don’t know what to do with you when it comes to foundation (ex. “She needs a pink undertone!” “No, yellow undertones would go best!”)

6. Extended family on both sides look at your like you’re adopted/some kind of alien

7. If you live in a heavily Latino/Polish area like me, when you say you’re biracial people automatically think you’re Polish and Mexican

8. Going along with #7, people trying to pick you up in Spanish and/or Polish when you’re literally neither

9. “Wow, you’re so exotic!”

10. Going out with your white mom and people thinking you’re adopted

11. Going out with your Filipino dad and people thinking you’re adopted

12. Trying to embrace your Asian heritage but being terrified of someone calling you out for “cultural appropriation”

13. THOSE LITTLE “Check your race” BOXES ON STANDARDIZED TESTS AND OTHER BULLSHIT THINGS

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What was Alexander Hamilton's least favorite color? Aaron Burrgandy

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So I did a thing Creds to my brother for the picture taking!

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Hello! There's a tea party in my comm coming up, and the theme is Winter Wonderland! The problem is that I'm a broke high schooler, and only have Twinkle Dreaming Princess JSK I in pink. Do you have any ideas on how to get my dress to fit the theme?

I think it would be really cute if you added some blue accessories. It’s a good winter color and it’ll bring out the blue details in the print. Aside from that you can just work with accessories that have a warm and cozy look like cable knit tights and things with fur like these cute fuzzy earrings.