Where was I going with this?????

Lexie/Bi/Slytherin/Welcome to shitposting central y'all this blog doesn't have any rhyme or reason anymore

[gamsee]

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

[shewillfeatdrake]

that feeling you get when you’re angry

[shewillfeatdrake]

anger

[le-dreadmau5]

It’s literally that simple

Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”

Me: “Did you give him music?”

Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”

Me:

“k, bring me the child”

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”

Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: “k I’m done! :-)”

Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”

Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.

[fckingowlnerd]

I-I’m gonna try this for myself

[le-dreadmau5]

Go for it! From what I’ve seen, everyone has a different genre but instrumental (no words) seems to be key. I guess Sweet Dreams words are so ethereal, ADHD just rolls with it????

For me, orchestral covers of songs I know work best since my ADHD is using the extra hyperfocus to remember and keep up with words. Have fun experimenting!!

[avatar-of-the-vast]

I have some arrangements of songs I did that I just loop. Mind you, these are, like, 1-3 minutes long, but the drone really helps with focus

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

Y'all I just listen to Lana Del Rey. Would recommend because with instrumentals I tend to focus on where actual words would be but with Lana’s stuff her vocals sound like music but it’s words

[mbrainspaz]

really wish I could’ve done this when I was spending 4 hours on every page of math homework in the 90′s. Fast forward to my last year of college when I finally figured out I could just listen to Blackmill and blaze through an entire semester of college math like it was nothing.  Find the study methods that work for you!!! Help kids find the study methods that work for them!  

[heywriters]

It takes me all day to do simple chores because i keep getting distracted. If i put in earbuds with upbeat music I’m done with everything in a couple hours AND i feel really good and probably danced a little i.e. exercised.

[abadbowlofsoup]

Try songs in another language - one you don’t speak. The idea is that since you don’t understand the words, your brain doesn’t go “Oh hey, someone is talking to me” and thus you can maintain your focus. Although, this is something probably  best suited to writing. But on the other hand, if it works, it works.  Personally, I like Opera. BUT, I advise against using Pandora’s Opera Station. At least in the free version, it either cycles through the same ten Singers/Albums or drifts off into instrumental covers.  On the other hand, it’s great for background noise when gaming. Just be sure you have an ad blocker running. You will also have to confirm that you are listening every hour or so. 

[abadbowlofsoup]

Followup on the lofi front: I recommend the following channels. Chillhop Music:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOxqgCwgOqC2lMqC5PYz_Dg

In particular, I recommend the relax/study livestream radio. Or just about any of their mixes. Fantasic Music:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZyyXrEF2WCZbI653PFNBbA Both the Chill and the Jazz playlists are excellent.  Jazzhop Cafe:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi8wqezBudeAiTdKOX571ug

Their ChillMix videos are the best.  Jazzhop Cafe Archive:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKbD–QKXKosHmSXarqYUeg Name is self-evident.  I believe ChilledCow also has a livestream, but I honestly prefer Chillhop. YMMV https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJ4gkVC6NrvII8umztf0Ow

EDIT: Oh, Pandora’s Vitamin String Quartet IS good, but it tends to drift off into New Age type stuff. Adblocker thing still applies though. 

[emmeetslawschool]

Here is my personal ADHD get shit done playlist. It’s mostly film and game soundtracks. 

[jhiaxus-soup]

I use orchestra covers of video game music and the LOTR soundtrack

[beakedwhalesyo]

I also find jazz, city pop, and vaporwave work well for this purpose too. Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony and Vivaldi’s Four Seasons also got me through many a college paper back in the day.

[emeraldmercury]

I use Pokemon music or Youtube readings of reddit stories to do my work. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[khe1]

looking for an expert on babys out there

[mikkeumera-deactivated20210802]

im a baby myself… what do u need

[khe1]

hey

[khe1]

what are your weaknesses

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

[gender-evil-rose]

*slow clapping at the dad*

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

I always reblog this.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Fucking amazing

[our-earth]

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

That’s because fat shaming is derived from misogyny

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[justneckbeardthings]

[shmeards]

took me ten years to cut it in half with this piece of shit sword

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

when no one is noticing how cute you are

[creme-meme]

rethinking about Doc Oc’s villainy reveal in Spiderverse again

it wasn’t just the fact that she was gender-swapped that made her reveal so surprising, but her whole vibe made her villainy reveal so much more shocking because the combination of her wrinkles, her crows feet, her soft smile, her wacky hair, her huge nerdy glasses, and her general appearance as a punk Ms Frizzle remix, it was all the more extraordinary that this well established spiderveser villain didn’t immediately look like a villain, and yet when she revealed her identity it was so obvious, completely subverting our standards for what ‘villainy’ is, so when the tentacles came out of this kind-looking lesbotic sex symbol, we all just went

they got us. the art and design team played us like a violin in a Niccolò Paganini’s Violin Concerto No. 2 in B Minor and we ain’t even mad

[plush-anon]

#nothing beats the moment of ‘and i for one cant wait to watch’#i had picked up that she was Not A Good Guy but it came across as more#science nerd more into the science than human consequence#but that line suddenly flipped it to someone who knows the consequence#and she fuckin loves it#GOD WHAT A GOOD CHARACTER (via @linddzz)

[didney-worl-no-uta]

Doc Ock’s reveal was the best villain reveal ever since Toy Story 2′s Stinky Pete

[packetdancer]

I also love the strong implication (though never outright stated) that Doc Ock and Aunt May have some kind of history together, just like so many good villains in a rogues gallery have some kind of tie to their nemesis.

Peter: “Let me guess, your friends call you Doc Ock?”

Doc Ock: “My friends call me Liv. My enemies call me Doc Ock.”

Later, when Doc Ock smashes through the door of the Parker house:

May: “Oh, great. It’s Liv.”

[zetsubonna]

I loved the shit out of that because it’s revealed in the basement lair that May is a genius engineer herself and helped RIPeter design his gear, including the suits and the webshooters.

They were probably colleagues, you guys.

Oh my god, they were colleagues.

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

They were absolutely more than colleagues– maybe they started out as colleagues, or maybe May learned a lot of those engineering skills from Liv– but they were ultimately lovers. Doc Ock and Aunt May have a romantic history in the comics (they almost got married), and that moment in the film was undoubtedly a nod to that romantic history.

[hunginggrapes]

They

WHAT

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

vvv

[sailordathomir]

The artist is M Lee Lunsford

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[matturbated]

I can’t hear you I’m eating chips

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[catchymemes]

[vincentspork]

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

[fairy-islearchive-deactivated20]

British people, apparently

[reematheroamer]

tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside

[love-deejay]

What the fuck. As an Australian, a washing machine goes in the laundry room. What the fuck. Kitchen is never the correct answer to this question.

[o-daintyduck]

gonna leave this here.

[bara-enthusiast]

Imagine thinking women write Male characters remotely well

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Imagine thinking this is the fault of men and not the result of feminists going over female characters with fine-tooth combs to find character flaws and yelling at (mostly) male writers for their supposed misogyny.

Imagine pretending many of the most groundbreaking and feminist-acclaimed female characters in media aren’t written by men.

Imagine forgetting the way feminists hounded Whedon off Twitter specifically because he wrote Black Widow as self-admittedly flawed in AOU, and they misinterpreted it as some kind of statement on women who can’t reproduce.

Imagine claiming women are somehow immune to writing or liking bland, flat female characters, when even feminists criticize EL James and Stephanie Meyer for precisely that.

[theindependentconservative]

………..Hey OP!  You’ve never read any of the expanded Star Wars universe…..have you?  (Before Disney wrecked it)

Jaina Solo

Mara Jade Skywalker

Ahsoka Tano

Abeloth

Natasi Daala

Yeah - there’s plenty of fully fleshed out female characters out there.  I’m sick of these fake fans that complain about lack of representation when it’s really their lack of curiosity.

[lastsonlost]

@siryouarebeingmocked remember when all the feminist got mad at the creator of gone girl and claimed the movie was mra propaganda only to find out another feminist wrote the original story.

Is David Fincher’s new film misogynist agit-prop or a message of empowerment? <strong>Emine Saner</strong> weighs up the arguments that have

[syabm]

I love how the feminist critics assumed men couldn’t tell Amy clearly doesn’t represent all women. A bit of projection, I think.

So much for claims feminists totally want flawed, imperfect female characters.

[just-a-cruel-white-man]

Man writes female character with flaws : “He implies that all women have this flaw, that’s misogynistic and the writer is a pos !”

Man writes perfect female character : “The character is not relatable, the writer doesn’t know women and is a pos !”

[hotpocket-fucker]

Aren’t they the same people that also cancelled a female mexican author that wrote about her depression and rough life she had when she lived in Mexico and all because the protagonist (that was herself) wasn’t likeable?!