Nyehehe ★ (do you have any town headcanons? except for praha, i guess)
this will be literally first post where I will be able list all my headcanons about the topic because I stopped developing them like 2 years ago so only the first one is more or less bearable (I even had to dig up my old notebook for this!)
Brno
girl (“Brno je zlatá loď - za děvčaty z Brna choď! Jsou hezké a chytré!”)
the Supreme Court is in Brno so she is basically a “lawful neutral”
old rivalry with Olomouc about who will be the new capital of Moravia
had a crush on Morava since forever, got the guts to confess only in the 19th century when she grows up
Morava seems to reciprocate, is all smiles and giggles around here
Eva finally composes a blunt handwritten love letter consisting of “Ich liebe dich”
unfortunately, 19thcenturynationalist!Morava is almost offended
“I will only be romanced in the most beautiful Czech language!”
Brno’s feelings are hurt, attempts to re-learn Czech and shortly afterwards decides it was probably never meant to be
joking aside though, with the events after WWII she saw the side of Morava she never really wanted to see and she was pretty distant to her afterwards
she’s a motorbike enthusiast
skilled fighter, was able to resist most sieges
once Václav was trying to convince her to open the gates while she was trying to convince him to sod off
decides to throw a big rock down there to show him she’s serious
has a really bad sight, the rock crushes Václav’s skull
nowadays wears contact lenses
do not bring up the thing with dragon who was actually a crocodile
speaks in a thing called “hantec” (Moravian dialect meets German and a few other languages probably)
Morava: this is not how I raised u?
Plzeň
mostly is all like “what the fuck is the idiot doing” when it comes to Václav
Václav adores him but poor Plzeň thinks Czech is gay for him
upset by socialist ideals from the very start
his opinion on hussites: **********
beer and cars/weapons are his area of expertise
says “tuten” instead of “tento”
Olomouc
a pretty girl with ginger hair (for some reason)
was the capital of Moravia before it was cool
which is why she thinks Brno is lame
once Prussia was being an annoying little shit, tries to siege Olomouc
Olomouc is like: “okay but could you not bomb the holy trinity column, it’s our pride and it was build for the victims of plague”
Prussia: damn I’m sorry, I will avoid that column, may their souls rest in peace, amen???
knows her way around money, Central Bank is there
an expert on smelly cheese
Olomouc: -says something-
Czech: o_o
Liberec
I have no idea what I was trying to do with him
a very original name “Libor”
he’s a teenager who loves winter sports
friends with Ústí
the Lord of Textile production in past
originally German city, was nearly 93% German until post-WWII
tried to join the Reich in 1918, didn’t work out
his relations with Václav were always weird…I mean the guy’s name is literally Reichenberg
Ústí nad Labem
he’s hot (tallest guy in whole Czechoslovakia probably) and also knows how to dress himself (used to be a big textile manufacturer)
originally Czech city but then Germanised a lot, still was able to get along well with Václav, even during Hussite times
doesn’t include post-WWII sadly, he was in a really bad place afterwards
used to have this sick cough from pollution but now he’s fine
used to live on a boat, nobody knows fucking why
maybe because he likes boats, he definitely used to make them in past¨
Ostrava
used to be “the steel heart of the republic”
heavy industry everywhere, used to make him smoke like a locomotive
was pretty powerful and rich in past, the first city invaded during WWII
feels too strong about football
but also a big fan of theatre
speaks fast, often vulgarly and shortens everything
always liked Rasťo, some Slovak city caught on fire (Martin???) and he just organised whole collection by himself, there was also this thing with Slovak students/newbie craftsmen which I don’t remember well
they were the first to restore contacts in 1945
his favourite joke is telling people his hair was originally blond
all of them hate prague, it’s just the natural order of things