#apopcornkernel

[queer-cosette]

COCO YOU DONT WASH RICE?

um no?? I just put it in a pot and pour hot water over it and turn the stove on?? is that not normal??

[alto-tenure]

at this point you could tell me anything about ace attorney and I'd believe it

Maya Fey gets executed in the Professor Layton spinoff game

[janiedean]

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BUT TODAY I FOUND OUT YOU'RE IN A JOURNAL ARTICLE??????

HAHAHAHA LMAO YES I KNOW that person asked me permission to quote me years ago and I said sure but then never knew about the paper until someone found out a while ago and tbf i’m extremely amused that THIS is most likely the only time i will be on a uni paper and that’s with a disclaimer saying idgaf about how much my little fixit was pure wish fulfillment but hey it’s on brand right xD ❤️

[hamsternamedmarinette]

♡ : which languages do you speak/have you learned in school?

✓ : funniest word in your language

♡ : Я изучала испанский язык в школе, и американский язык жестов в университете

✓ : Я не знаю! Может быть "пью"? Мне нравится говорить "пью пью пью."

Спасибо!!

[toa-discords-legacy]

your header is absolutely hilarious but also now i want to know how mr A's class reacts to him being verified. i mean i can just imagine that they're probably going "???? what did he do this time omg"

HVJDSFHJKS THANK YOU YES THE HEADER IS PERFECT I AGREE

and oh the class goes crazy with theories when they find out he's verified (most of the theories are jacob's) but they have absolutely no clue what it could be and if they ask, mr a just smirks and tells them to focus on their work :)

they also try asking meg (since apparently she knows this guy somehow??) but to no avail.

[miabrown007]

i stared really hard at "batmobil" trying to confirm that it was not in fact batmobile HDHDGDH

skdbdjd it's Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being In Love (can wholeheartedly recommend!) which -- from what I have gathered from lurking about on Discord servers -- people shorthand for batmobil (the "mobil" part makes sense as an acronym from mortifying ordel, I'm just puzzled about the bat part but at this point too afraid to ask)

[monochromatic-ahhhh]

re ur tags on my fic..... hi i love you.......

JSHBHJDBS I LOVE YOU TOOOOO ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ EVERYTHING ABT THE SPY X FAMILY FIC WAS PERFECT BTW i dont think words are enough to explain it iTS JUST SO GOOD

IM PLANNING TO BINGEREAD YOUR FICS SOME TIME THIS MONTH SO UH WATCH OUT FOR MORE TAGS IG

[lisascumslut78]

u are like a drug dealer but for wlw ships & media and i just wanted to say i appreciate all the stuff u put on my dash

OMG???? THANK YOU, YOURE SO NICE!!! 🥺🥺