#appalachian-hellhound

[noblessedenightingale]

"Do you wanna watch a movie or play a game or something?" [SLEEPOVER ALSKGJALKGJ]

“Heum~”

“Ne, ne, let’s play a game~!”

[noblessedenightingale]

DAN DAN/HAYAMA FOR PARENT AU THING ALSJGLSAKJ

PARENT AU! SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL ANSWER WHAT THEY WOULD DO AS PARENTS

Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time:

Hayama!

Because Wenhe did all the crying in the hospital when the baby was born and it was a sort of late reaction for him.

He didn’t start crying until he recorded her coming in through the door with their child in her arms and then the camera starts shaking while you listen to his incoherent sobbing.

Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s):

Hayama!

I’d say Wenhe but let’s be real she’s already awake and stays up all night so Hayama wakes up in the middle of the night to find her there at the crib fallen asleep watching their baby and he checks on them for a little while before picking up his wife and bringing her back to bed teasing that he’s offended that she left him sleeping alone again.

Who changes the kid(s) diapers:

Both!

Mainly Wenhe since Hayama’s off at work, but when he’s at home or when they’re out together he doesn’t mind changing the diapers since he’s a good papa and that also means his cute little wife will give him an extra kiss as thanks.

Who makes the bottles:

Both!

Hayama bottles the milk and Wenhe heats them up. Her skin is more sensitive than Hayama’s so she’s the one to warm them to the perfect temperature. One time he tried to heat them up on his own and when Wenhe did the old milk on the wrist trick she burned herself r.i.p.

Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys:

Wenhe!

Wenhe’s moves are slow nad gentle and perfect for the baby. Her voice, as well, is perfect for 

Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s):

Hayama!

Funnily enough it’s not Wenhe who’d spoil them. Hayama gives in too easily and whenever they do something cute or is sad or anything in between, he spoils them with either toys or sweets. Wenhe’s the one to tell him not to spoil them, and when Hayama throws a little fuss about worrying for their kid she promises she’ll spoil him that night when they’re alone~

Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night:

Hayama!

See above.

Also the kids catch him munching on something in the middle of the night sometimes when he’s working and so he shares with them as long as they promise to brush their teeth again and not tell mama that they ate sweets so late at night.

Who always takes the kid(s) side:

Both!

Wenhe and Hayama believe in their kid(s) and establish a 100% trust with them. If their kid(s) try to abuse it, they’ll figure it out and be sure that the punishment is proper. They love their child(ren) very much, and because of that they will always trust in them; it’s only if their little one(s) decide to take it for granted and lie to them for their own benefit that Hayama and Wenhe will lose faith in them.

Once that happens, it’s a huge mistake for their child(ren).

Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school:

Wenhe!

She also makes their lunch, as well as Hayama’s.

Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning:

Hayama!

Wenhe’s a superb housewife, but she can only do so much. Hayama’s the one to get them ready while she cooks breakfast, so that when the kids come down it’s fresh and hot and they can all eat together before their days start.

Who takes the kid(s) to school:

Wenhe!

It actually depends if Hayama’s route to work is also the same as the route the kids take for school, but Wenhe’s always there to drop them off at school. Of course, when they separate (either in front of the house or at the intersection where they turn different corners), she’s taught the kids to tell papa goodbye and to be safe while he’s at work.

Who goes to parent teacher conferences:

Wenhe!

Again, it usually depends on when his shift ends and if he’s working overtime, but Wenhe’s always the one that the teachers can expect to arrive at school for a conference. Hayama’s tried to make her put him on video-chat either on the school computer or on her phone, and that’s how he ends up also conferencing with the teacher until he almost gets caught by his superior and the call is ended abruptly.

Wenhe always apologizes and the teacher gets a good laugh.

Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s):

Neither!

They both decide to have “the talk” with the kids together, since at least that way there’s both a male and female explanation for things and how those parts work down there.

Depending on their child(ren)’s gender, either Wenhe or Hayama will take over if it’s a boy or a girl. If it’s one or some of each then the respective parent of the same sex teaches them more about how puberty’s gonna fuck them up because it sucks and they are good parents who will not lie and say it’s great because it really isn’t.

Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit:

Wenhe!

Mainly because she has a really good sense of fashion and has access to some nice designer outfits from people who owe her favours from when she was a model. Of course, Hayama goes shopping with her to make sure that papa approves of their child’s outfit (especially if they have a cute little daughter).

Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college:

Hayama!

Wenhe would get her crying done during the packing process and such, but once the actual time comes for where the house will just be her and Hayama again, she’s found peace and kisses them off goodbye. On the other hand, papa is crying about as much as when they first entered the house in mama’s arms as a baby and it’s because of that the kid(s) promise their parents that they’ll be sure to call at least once a week and visit during holidays.

[imayoshi4-blog]

appalachian-hellhound I kinda agree? I can kinda sorta see how someone could take what they say as emotional abuse? But I don't really see either of them as abusive? Ik the GoM did a lot of bad things apparently? But I'm not caught up in the series, so idk.

[studyswim-blog]

appalachian-hellhound came to the pool

Rei was in the locker room at another joint practice, stripping down to get in his suit. He was in his navy blue and white striped boxers, before rapidly changing and pulling up his swimsuit as Rin entered.

[sinnershavesoulstoo]

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THIS IS PROBABLY AN EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL

NU-HUH HONEY. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS. I’M OUTTIE 5000.

[noblessedenightingale]

WENHE/HAYAMA FOR THE SHIP MEME THING

Send me a ship, and I’ll reply with:

Who would throw the other in the pool:

Hayama!

Because Hayama can pick little Wenhe up without blinking an eye and despite her trying to squirm out of his grip the ravenette knows that once she’s in his arms and they’re by a pool her fate is sealed. Still, Hayama would never really hurt her and always either throws her in to a depth where she can stand and not drown or just jumps in with her all together and lets her cling to him like no tomorrow.

Who is the better carer when the other is sick:

Wenhe!

She’s a natural mother, so whenever Hayama is sick, she’s always on her way to the pharmacy to get medicine (if they’re out) while there’s congee cooking away at the stove and she somehow manages to get the Raijū to stay in bed the entire day and rest until he’s well. Usually in these cases she really would never leave the house if she were to have a choice; Wenhe would stay at Hayama’s side and cater to his every need until he was better, just like a good little mamabun.

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:

Hayama!

I mean, it’s Hayama. The kid’s skill is the horizontal bars (like the ones you’ll find in gymnastics or on playgrounds), and his hobby is skateboarding. He’s definitely the one who’ll get Wenhe to do at least one extreme sport with him.

If she says no and he really wants her to try, he can always just pick her up and drag her to wherever, anyways.

Who would cook the better romantic dinner:

Wenhe!

It’s just because Wenhe’s really good at cooking and is the sort of person to really put her heart into everything she makes. She’s really good at setting the mood just with how calming her aura is, so making a romantic dinner is a no-brainer for her.

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:

Both!

If there are enough blankets, enough pillows, and nothing to do that day, you can expect Hayama and Wenhe to make a blanket fort in the living room and keep it there until it collapses on them (which happens, one way or another). They’ll even sleep in there because I have a feeling so long as they’re together they’ll sleep like a log.

Who would have the best holiday ideas:

Both!

Hayama’s really good at planning the holiday outing and things to basically do outdoors, while Wenhe’s really good with indoor things such as cooking and meals and just setting a nice mood to relax after one of Hayama’s excursions (usually it includes either exploring the city or going hiking, I feel).

I like to think that at some point, Hayama tried getting Wenhe to go skateboarding with him during a holiday and she agreed to it and they ended up back at their place much later than they planned.

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own:

Neither!

For some reason despite his excitable nature, Hayama strikes me as the sort of person to not really have anything aside from his basic necessities and anything that pertains to his hobby: a.k.a. a skateboard. Wenhe’s rather neat and organized, and after moving from Taiwan to Japan she doesn’t really have many things aside from -again- basic necessities in her apartment as well as a few photos and decorations to make the apartment her own. But, once Hayama moved in, they’d just combine their things and -somehow- it actually works and looks pretty damn good.

[noblessedeimperatrice]

A wild Hayama comes screaming in. "SIS!"

Well fuck.

“... Kotarō. What a... Pleasant surprise.” Being a maiden with proper language was such difficult work, sometimes.