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we built thjs titty
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sometimes this sport literally just feels like sending children to the trenches
i've never been a british royalty person so maybe those freaks know about her but nobody ever told me about eleanor of aquitaine before also. literally what was her crime besides being #Slayful
Hey, dumbfucks!
Stay the fuck out of the inclusive tags! The plural tags are not for you to spew your hate! If you don't support the definition of "plural" per its coining, then don't fucking use it!
My interpretation of the TaiKram stuff is that they amazingly don't have an exhibition kink per se, it's just that their house is in the middle of the woods and they are too caught up in each other to think about who might see.
Unfortunately the Two Worlds tag on AO3 is very small, 12/16 of the works are actually just RPF using the show tag and of the other four, only two are both in English and tagged Tai/Kram and neither are tagged E 🥲.
1. Fair. I mean, when you live out in the middle of nowhere you ARE usually more comfortable with casual nudity. It still cracks me up that they care so little about being right on the porch though. Like, in front of the window wasn't that bad but imagine going to borrow a cup of sugar and seeing that. Lol.
2. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Okay, tell me why when I joined a fandom known for its canon NC scenes that there would be so little smut? Or just fic in general?
Like, for real smut is one of the most interesting ways to write a character study. we're being given canon information to play with. Hints of kinks and power dynamics, etc. For at least some of these shows the sex is partially the plot.
Why so chaste?
Especially when so many excellent tropes and kinks are being placed in the palms of our hands? Like, for some reason I felt like the size kink girlies (gender neutral) would eat these two and their fictional pairings UP!
rewatching tua for the hundredth time and noticed that in season 1 five picks up the handlers tracker before he gets wounded and doesn’t find it until after he heals in the last episode, meaning that after changing into clean pyjamas the smelly bastard changes back into the same dirty jacket he’s been bleeding and sweating in and doesn’t change out of it until SEASON THREE. even though he very clearly has a whole CLOSET full of clean jackets that we see in episode one. and the jacket was likely not washed while he wasn’t wearing it because the candy is still in the pockets. yuck.
me, walking into an escape room: omg it’s just like the movie!