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a somewhat longtime lurker, first time caller in the hockey but also general sports rpf (papayaoi) sphere. i love all the boys who kiss and/or make me chuckle.

you can catch me yapping about the flyers and hawks (…and low-key also ryan leonard who i find mortifyingly attractive unfortunately).

disclaimer: if you hear me make a whacky ass frankly outrageous take just ignore, everyone else does xx

#hockey #philadelphia flyers #chicago blackhawks #connor bedard #my close and personal friend spencer knight #trevor zegras #denver barkey #porter martone #ryan leonard

mybeautifuldarktwistedshane

You'll never get away from the sound of the woman who told the whole world you pee together

thisisaboutusnow

cherny highkey stylemogged the rest of the sharks with these white boy skater fits

suokiekko

everyone's brining up the "we pee together" quote again and i have to say that personally i think the most underrated part about that whole thing is that one video where someone asks them about it and goes "i don't remeber which one of you said it" and jamie instantly goes "i would never say that" like thats fucking peak comedy to me. like i would never say that but this fucking clown of my best friend did and now i can never live that down. they're everything to me truly

everythingbarlovers

i just know jamie haaaaated trevor saying that and that trevor enjoyed that jamie hates it

#tzjd #i am also a child who enjoys torturing my very polite & quiet codependent best friend by way of public humiliation

somewhatinvested

via trevorzegras, with cole caufield at the world cup finals, metlife stadium, 7/19/26

everythingbarlovers

what is his problem

#trevor zegras

teex

what if we entered the league together when there was a plague upon the earth and ran out our entry level contracts on a team going nowhere that fired their GM then let the new GM torture us extensively before agreeing to matching three-year contracts and then i was traded from you but by the time those three years were up we were reunited across the country and eagerly signing up for four more years together

and we were both boys

vzb-on-venus

remember when mack got back from the olympics (after being ‘inconsolable’ after the loss) and he and will skipped the sharks optional practice and will was playing white noise on apple music

crisisthegirl

lmao dont kill me i had to

bedard genuinely on some jesus timeline holy shit, like when do we get to the part where he sacrifices himself for chicago ? or is that where we are now ? just asking

#chicago blackhawks #connor bedard

sharkskenfly

something to be said about Will's first legal 4th of July being on a Saturday. Drinking on the beach with the boys. Definitely being really patriotic and not even thinking about Mack once, not even as he gets progressively more and more drunk. definitely not texting Mack some out of pocket shit about being American and how he should try it or maybe get like dual citizenship but like you'd have to marry someone American to do that haha. And then having to wake up bright and early Sunday morning to sit in church hungover, scrolling through texts he doesn't remember in front of everyone and God Himself. much to be said

10pointnight

*during the car ride to anaheim*

jamie, internally: god i thought this guy was such a prick but he's actually really great when you get to know him... he probably thinks i'm kind of a loser though... he's so outgoing and i have to be boring... i don't want to bore him... but i can't help it. he'd be the kind of girl i'd be into if he wasn't a boy, but he is... he's probably not going to like me at all. okay. i'm just going to have to keep my distance and not get too attached. act like i'm normal. because i am normal. god i wish i was a woman. i wonder what kind of music he likes. i'll probably do something stupid and he'll laugh at me and it'll be like juniors all over again. we don't have to be friends, just teammates. i'm not picking up a vibe from her i mean him i'm just projecting. is this what it feels like to fall in love?

trevor, externally: Yo are you free to merge souls tonight or do you think you're gonna be busy

vanityfaire

highly nervous for my close personal friend trevor ziggy zegras. who has famously never struggled with feeling wanted

sunscratched

jamie drysdale shows up in philly january 2024 fresh off the Trade Conversation with trevor and coots takes one look at his sad puppy dog eye pug face and attempts the man to man captainly "we support Any And All Identities" talk with meaningful eye contact. jamie, alarmed & deeping hetero cosplay: "i'm not homophobic". tk attempts cool mature i'm a guy too haha advice that is so incomprehensible jamie ends up with a top ten list of places him & nolpat went to in their prime and a cryptic message about metaphorical concussions? possibly? (tk does not get drunk and break no contact with patty to text drysdale's like you if you were nice). owen tippett sends him links to lgbtq groups in philly and jamie sends back an orange heart emoji. they think they've successfully allied up and he gets it. he does not get it. danny briere who is now an Adult starts a dialogue. he starts it with "i was young once too.." and jamie thinks he's getting kicked off the team. sanny, who dealt with tknp many moons ago, just pats jamie on the back and leaves it. jamie is sure he's getting kicked off the team. trevor shows up at camp a year and a half later fresh faced and smiling and jamie's heart stutters and he goes oh. oh. coots tells trevor we support Any And All Identities on this team and trevor (mildly insulted) says i'm not homophobic. tk tells him "we don't support homophomic [sic] language". danny briere starts summoning spirits to bring g back. denver barkey shows up in december starry eyed and gushing over his ldn knight boyzz & especially easton cowan. tzjd start making meaningful eye contact about having the Gay Conversation with the rookie. coots says we support Any And All Identities and barks says oh sick man i totally agree dw i'm not homophobic!! porter and alex show up in march and coots hypes himself up in the mirror to tell them We Support Any And All Identities Hem Hem and porter says sick man my buddy's gay. coots falls to the floor sobbing. matvei michkov is torturing rick tocchet in rick's secret dungeon basement where tocc was torturing him first. danny is communing with the spirit of mike richards.