#april foolery

[smashy-headcanons]

Okayyy but can we talk about the scene when Peach pats Fox on the head and he starts leaning into it it was SO fucking cute oh my godd,,,,

[necrotic-nightshade]

bapping you with my paws

[vinicitrice]

Hmm, wonder if Riario’s foolin’ with Nico too...

[nyotasaimiri]

Can you describe how each of your characters sneeze?

Oh this one’s going to be fun… (also hello roommate, I know this is you)

Eldie and Nyota both try to stifle as much as possible; neither of them like making noise very much. If stifling fails, Oldarva has a surprisingly loud and kind of blustery sneeze. Nyota sounds like a cat and tends to sneeze several times in one go. It sometimes makes her fur fluff up, which is embarrassing.

Arjun has a kind of flat sneeze. It sounds a bit like a rather asthmatic bulldog. He sneezes only rarely and always uses a handkerchief since they tend to be a bit, well, drippy.

Arrowmail can’t sneeze but he will make a very sneeze-like sound if he gets dust in his voicebox. That requires some tricky cleaning.

Aggy doesn’t actually sneeze, though he will make a weird snorting noise and shake his head a lot if he gets something ticklish in his nostrils.

Namina sneezing is very loud, very startling, and kind of like an indignant squawking sound. He’s one of those unfortunate people who sneezes whole-body and really does not like it.

Hadley could go one of two ways, depending on how long she’s been trying to hold it in. Not long: a series of very short sneezes, no less than four, lasting far longer than she likes. At least half a minute: one big sneeze that scares everybody and might give her a nose bleed.

Novakid can’t sneeze since that requires noses, but they have an equivalent of sorts that happens when the membrane or plasma itself is disrupted, generally by either burning too hot or some kind of brand contamination or injury messing with the membrane. It involves violently and painfully attempting to expel the extra energy or contaminant. Do not stand near a sneezing Novakid.

[smashy-headcanons]

Samus flosses during the dance party ending.

(submitted by mushroomfusion245)

[smashy-headcanons]

Master Hand and Crazy Hand have a background cameo trust

(submitted by someoneelsepx)

[smashy-headcanons]

From the S.Rai Herald: Founder and Head of the Super Smash Bros tournaments, Master Hand, has died after reportedly consuming 26 different bee hives. He will be remembered.

Interviewed locals said that he spent the week prior to his death telling his friends and acquaintances that "commercial foods are too heavily processed" and that "true quality comes from the source". He had apparently also taken an interest in home gardening, and one local who lived next door to Master H. even reported that he had ordered a shipment of 93 total cows of 17 different breeds.

[smashy-headcanons]

I mostly can’t believe that the obligatory mid-credits scene was Ganondorf plotting to get his greenish hands on the Triforce.

(submitted by specternabbermaiori)