More of Hazy being an idiot. This time, some of them are during the "Shun and her in LID" era.
Shun: Where the devil is Reiji?
Hazy: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Yuto: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
Some random student: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, bite my ankle?
Reiji: Why is that one crying?
Shun: Hazy bit them really hard on the ankle.
Yuto: How did you LOSE Hazy?!
Shun: To be fair, they are very small and very fast.
Yuto: Did you guys read the papers?
Shun: You mean the obituaries.
Hazy: Oh, potato, pohtato…
Yuto: Shun, gather the others. We need to have another Hazy-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
(During a tournament, probably.)
Shun: You borrowed a crane?
Yuto: You stole a crane?!
Sora: What’s it like being tall?
Sylvio: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Shun: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Yuto, watching Shun do something stupid: Hazy, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Hazy: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Yuto: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
Shun: What do you think Hazy will do for a distraction?
Yuto: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Yuto: ...or they could do that.
Hazy: Shun always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.
Hazy: I love Nyx and all the not-Nyxs equally.
Yuto: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.
Hazy: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I've done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.
Shun: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Hazy has implied wanting to set off a supervolcano, so what's the truth?
Hazy: I want to set one off.
Yuto: You don’t have any idea, do you?
Hazy, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?
Yuto: Do you even have a plan?
Hazy: This is the plan! I bite someone, chaos, destruction, something something something, we win!
Yuto: Oh, of course, the old “something something something we win”. That’s a terrible plan!
And now, back to the regularly scheduled hatred of Dennis!
Yuto: Would you rather kill Dennis, or—
Yuto: I didn’t say the other thing—
Hazy: I don’t need to hear it.
Dennis: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.
Hazy: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
Hazy: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Dennis: I'm aware of that.
Hazy: But then you and I had some time together.
Hazy: It did not get better.
Dennis: What did I do to you-
Dennis: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.
Hazy: But you do know better.
Dennis: Okay, help me, please!
Hazy: Got two words for you.
Dennis: I bet they won't be helpful.