It was a quiet lunch hour and Team RWBY and JNR+Oscar were all sitting around chatting and eating lunch the Lamp of Knowledge hanging from the belt loop of Jaune's jeans as he dunk his chicken nugget in BBQ sauce and eats it, Ruby munching on cookies with Weiss, Yang cutting into her steak while Blake sips her tea while reading her book, meanwhile Ren was eating sushi with chopsticks with a cup of green tea, and Nora chows copious stack of pancakes, Oscar was eating a simple sandwich with a juice box because somehow this had Nora written all over it but the boy was not complaining and it was just then blue smoke spew from the lamp and Jinn materialized into existence then wraps arms around her beloved.
Jinn: Jaune dearest *snuggles her knight*
Jaune: heh, hey Jinn how was your rest?
Jinn: mm it was wonderful, I woke up with the most intense craving.
Yang: sleeping that long must have worked up quite the appetite.
Ruby: well from what I understand, Jaune and Jinn have been training together, she aids him in battle from what Nora tells me.
Nora: you know it!, Seriously you should see these two in combat!.
Weiss: I'm surprised Jinn can even fight.
Everyone stares at the ex-heiress: *deadpans*
Blake: she's the spirit of knowledge or did you forget.
Weiss: *facepalms* right...she likely has knowledge of every fighting technique known in existence..
Jinn: don't worry yourself too much young Schnee *smiles to the girl* oh darling I have the most interesting news!.
Jaune: oh?, And what's that *taking a bite of his nugget*
Jinn: it just accured to me why I had such quite a craving.
Jaune: oh and that would be?
Jinn: Jaune my beloved, king among kings and answers, I'm Pregnant.
For a moment as the revelation sinks in all who were eating or drinking spat out whatever they had in surprise, Ozpin taking over Oscar for the moment.
Ozpin: you're what!?, How!?
Ren: congratulations my friend.
Nora: yes!, Aunt Nora!, I call dibs on being godmother!
Blake: wow, that is shocking news. *Holding her book high to avoid it being covered in any liquid or solid*
Ruby: oh so all those times they said they were busy they were doing that. *Dang it she was 17 not 7 she will not be babied*
Weiss: that is so indecent, but I wish you congratulations and good luck.
Jaune: *recovers from the news he looked to Jinn* a-are you sure?.
Jinn: positive *clings to her beloved knight looking at Ozpin who was spazzing out as Jinn smirks with triumph and sticks tongue out at the old man* that's right old man be jealous.
Jaune: Jinn don't antagonize Ozpin. *Kisses her cheek*
Jinn: *purrs and melts* yes dear.
Qrow: ugh...times I wish I was still drinking...this is too much.
