I do not think I ever introduced the official Princes of Hell (Fallen Angels) and Arbiters (Archangels) of Heaven. This will hopefully be the last piece I tag everyone in today until the Kilonova Crisis Pitch is completed.
🌌 Official Lore Reveal: The Celestial Hierarchy & The Abyxus Primarch
A major turning point has reshaped the cosmos! Following the Celestial Civil War—which left a monumental gash across Caelora from Asmodeus’ terrifying dragon form—the cosmic balance has shifted forever.
While legend speaks of the Dragon from Revelation being struck down during Earth's Apocalypse at the end of the Pandemonix Arc, the truth remains. Asmodeus isn't truly brought down until the events of the Kilonova Crisis.
⚔️ The Archangels of Heaven
Guided by God (The Creator), these supreme beings embody the heavenly virtues:
Raphael – Archangel of Charity
Gabriel – Archangel of Humility
Michael – Former Archangel of Diligence (Stepped down to frontlines to protect humanity from demonic incursions that picked up as Asmodeus was looking for the Child of Prophecy Nephilim, Bianca Moore)
Jeremiel – Archangel of Diligence (Replaced Michael)
Phanuel – Archangel of Patience
Selaphiel – Archangel of Temperance
Suriel – Archangel of Chastity
Zadkiel – Archangel of Kindness
👑 The Abyxus Primarch (Archdemons)
The dark rulers presiding over Hell and governed by Lucifer and Lilith. They are the fallen forms of former angels with exception of Lilith:
Satan (Raguel) – Demon Lord of Pride
Asmodeus (Azrakiel) – Demon Lord of Lust (The Dragon of Revelation)
Azazel (Azrael) – Demon Lord of Wrath
Leviathan (Haniel) – Demon Lord of Envy
Mammon (Jophiel) – Demon Lord of Greed
Belphegor (Cassiel) – Demon Lord of Sloth
Bael (Uriel) – Demon Lord of Gluttony (Overthrew Beelzebub)
Beelzebub (Barachiel) – Former Lord of Gluttony (Currently imprisoned in the dungeons of Gluttony)
🛡️ The Heavenly Host (Heaven's Standing Army)
"The wounds on Caelora run deep, but the Host stands ready."
The military structure serving the Creator on the cosmic battlefield:
The Vanguard (Frontline & Combat Engineers)
Powers (Patience): The ultimate heavy shields. They endure catastrophic attacks and manipulate time to stall enemy advances, opening windows for counterattacks.
Thrones (Chastity): Battlefield fortifiers. They manifest holy sanctuaries, shield fallen allies, and lock down captured enemy zones with pure spiritual energy.
Seraphim (Humility): Combat medics and spatial manipulators. They alter the fabric of space to reposition armies or isolate massive threats, purifying corruption at great personal cost.
Command Logistics & Tactical Support
Dominions (Diligence): Officers and drill sergeants. They enforce divine order, dictate operational timing, and drive physical advances through pure willpower.
Virtues (Kindness): Force-multipliers. They cast wide-scale buffs, boost host attributes, and absorb psychological trauma, risking emotional burnout to keep morale high.
Cherubim (Charity): Intelligence and tacticians. Using foresight and temporal manipulation, they scout ahead and advise the Archangels, risking hyper-fixation on immediate danger.
Auxiliary Forces & Rearguard
Principalities (Temperance): Peacekeepers. They deploy to mortal populations or chaotic battlefields to stabilize emotional extremes with absolute, cold detachment.
Watchers (The Loyal Remnant): Scouts and spies. The un-fallen Watchers form Heaven’s ground-level intelligence network, carefully dodging the corrupting forces that claimed their fallen kin.
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Leviathan ♏ (Hades with a mermaid tail! Yay! 🔥🧜🏻♀️)
Mammon ♉ (He'll get you on Shark Tank this guy 🦈)
Satan ♋ (He's already pissed I almost forgot him 😈)
Voting ended onJul 6
Some gifs to put in your head for context in terms of appearances/voices. If you want idk:
Me ☝🏻 obviously you know me as the Komaeda Buscemi. Belly is a whole different kinda Komaeda...
Ok BELPHOGER ☝🏻 HE. IS. KOMAEDA GUYS. Do not fucking wake him then he will go all philosophical on your ass! Unless you like that kinda thing...one thing I'll give him? He is surprisingly smooth...like a sleepy version of me! 🥱
Bub ☝🏻 That's all you need to know. Personality wise. Appearance is very different.
Asmodeus ☝🏻 That's all you need to know. Personality and appearance...kinda. Definitely gay enough like uh...Pegasus. Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged anyone?
Leviathan ☝🏻 He's a cute guy...envious obviously...and um...yeah think of Hades that's all I can tell ya. I heard Levi say "oi!" just now 🤭 Anyway... he's Australian Levi is so...moving on!
Mammon ☝🏻 He's gonna make you money. Tons of it. Again personality wise is perfect and appearance is different.
Satan ☝🏻 Now you're all like ...what? I know shocking 😑 Now only his VOICE is like that, not his appearance. Just like my Randall treatment...I blame @hadesplutohellresources for this entire thing 😆
Attention: If you do vote for one of my brothers...I will personally make them make a Tumblr for absolutely no reason! Yay!
Making the archdemons Ghilan'nain's creations is... Definitely a choice (with a very obvious purpose of putting more "I know we made elves oppressed in this universe and are constantly saying how they deserve it but look at how bad and evil they were! Let's wipe out another clan of those dalish losers that are stuck in the past and cling to their people's history lol" bullshit in), that is just... So so boring and disappointing to me...
I loved the mystery surrounding the archdemons and the blight, the separation between the truth and what in universe characters and organizations (The Chantry, The Grey Wardens etc) consider the truth, making it tied to ancient elves instead of making them even more ancient and incomprehensible than beings like the immortal reality bending evanuris is just... cheep- that's the first thing that comes to my mind I'm sorry. I can definitely get behind ancient elves trying to use the blight in some way but making them responsible for the archdemons' creation is too much.
Further rambling on my Dragon Age Lore confusion (Solas and the Elves specifically)
In DA4 there's this part where you hear part of a conversation between Mythal and Solas about him taking form. Dude's a spirit and being rather insistent he has no interest in taking form, but Mythal continues to argue and plead until he essentially sighs and goes "well shit." Fascinating, as that WAS referenced by Cole (I think?) in Inquisition.
However, the rest of the lore dumping confused the fuck outta me. Bro... Did they retcon Solas' "burning her off his face" thing? I feel like they did??? A lot of DA4 feels rushed and never actually addressing whatever the fuck Solas and Mythal actually have going on is sooooo confusing. I personally doubt they were lovers, but I do think they were insanely close both pre-taking form and once they both took form. But I feel like we never fully address a lot of the rebellion bit? I'm... A lot of the lore dumped feels very hand-wavy and rushed. And the Lyrium Dagger is a McGuffin. An extremely annoying one? What the fuck was the Orb in Inquisition then? What was any of this shit for? It was ALLUDED that the orb was a key to building the Veil. But now it's the dagger? What the orb just a battery? The fuck????
Also also: hilarious to find out that Solas was so fucking pissed about the Wardens in Inquisition because KILLING THE ARCHDEMONS MEANT BREAKING THE FUCKING VEIL AND APPARENTLY KILLING THE GOD BATTERIES? But did Solas actually figure out that the Old Gods were the Evanuris? Or did he just, as a dude who generally is not Pro-Dragon Killing and also hates anything to do with the Blight, get upset about it in general? Still think it's kinda wack that while the Gods were apparently powering the Veil, Inquisition happened. Like... Shouldn't that have killed a few more Evanuris? And what the hell does that mean about that evil alternate future with Corypheus via the Mage Route in Inquisition? Did that just mean the worlds didn't properly blend because technically the gods were still alive and just aimlessly powering a barrier? Or what?