Ardent. 1 (Ooo Ouch! :P), 6, 18, 26
1. How many dead parents do they have?
Low blow. Low. Blow. As far as he knows, both his parents could be dead. His father is dead for sure, having died right in front of him, but his mother was … abducted? So he doesn’t really know where she is or how she’s doing. And whoo boy, he doesn’t deal with heavy stuff well. He’s the master of repression.
6. What’s their theme song?
I was literally just thinking about this this morning and about how I should go through my itunes library. I can’t believe that this is the only song that comes to mind right now, but it is. I’m not even sorry.
I lied. This song also comes to mind. [Can we please make a Kedas Spoof of this song with a certain tiefling making a guest appearance as Shang ;)]
18. Would they rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?
How bout neither? I mean, sure, he’s got some practice with a rapier, but this is basically the second time in his young life that he’s actually had to wield it in defence/offence. But, either way, 100 duck-sized horses because he would totes try to befriend them all. CAN YOU IMAGINE. MAYHEEEEM.
26. Expansion of civilization or the preservation of nature?
NATURE. He loves nature. He loves its complexity and its beauty, its gentleness and its perseverance. Nature can be a bit of a bitch, but he loves it. He does not love the island. He wants off that sucker so badly. Fuck.