Dec 12, 2025
nobody is 'aTtRaCtEd tO cHiLdReN' you're attracted to the idea of abusing someone gtfo.
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nobody is 'aTtRaCtEd tO cHiLdReN' you're attracted to the idea of abusing someone gtfo.
Apparently people are complaining about The High Republic confirming that Jedi are not forbidden to fuck because it’s removes the Jedi as ace representation, and i’d just like to congratulate those people on not knowing what asexuality is. and for also being unaware that George Lucas already confirmed (IN 2002, NO LESS) that it’s attachment, not fucking, that is forbidden by the Jedi Code.
lmaoo okay the scene in mamma mia where rosie just starts coming onto bill at the wedding
im crying she’s terrifying but it’s so perfect HAHA
mom: *verbally abuses humiliates and curses at me in front of the children in her daycare*
me: *defends myself*
mom: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN! DONT YOU THREATEN ME!
Me: *draws The Tower* Uh oh.
*nothing happens*
Me: *draws Death* Uh oh.
*nothing happens*
Me: *draws Eight of Pentacles* Nice.
*shit goes down*
Me:
Things I heard today at work...
“hey sweetheart”
The words crawl across my skin like unwanted fingers
“you’re just the person I wanted to talk to, darling”
I want to rip out my eardrums with a dull object
“why don’t you just smile”
I’d rather tear my face off
A little PSA for the men who think they are owed something by having a dick between their legs, I’m not your fucking sweetheart or darling. And if you ask me to smile again, I will rip your face off. My being is mine.
I am officially student teaching in two grades.
6th and 8th.
Here are some things that I learned.
8th graders are infinitely more annoying than 6th graders, and no matter what anyone tells me, that is the truth.
8th graders are seething discount bins of hatred and hot topic shirts.
6th graders are actually very intelligent, but you have to bait them
Education is fun, if it’s taught right (i.e. explaining WW2 with watermelons)
Whatever grade it is, there is one astounding point of equality: all boys have no grasp on the concept of deodorant and will smell up whatever small section they’re in.
Boys will use these three moments in middle school to berate girls at every chance they find
Despite that, girls will quietly (or not so quietly) outsmart them
Like, no joke, girls test scores are fucking epic
There will always be two kinds of teachers pets- the ones that do it for the classes attentions and the ones that genuinely want to learn.
All of them know more than me