#argodaemon

[ponku-po]

Better Call Trixie - Argodaemon

[kittyrinn-aiko]

Bring out your dead.

[howlingday]

Ruby: Okay, so... It says here you want, quote, "Mo big cash moneys".

Neo: ...

Ruby: And it also says you've been working here for the past... twelve minutes.

Neo: ...

Ruby: And in those twelve minutes, you've managed to...

Ruby: Break a window...

(Qrow sighs at the broken window)

Ruby: Start a grease fire...

(Ren screams while being on fire)

Ruby: Bite a customer...

(Nora shakes her hand)

Ruby: Sell alcohol to a minor...

(Oscar belches drunkenly)

Ruby: Steal a car...

(Blake shivers in the back seats)

Ruby: Poison the water supply...

(Yang dumps BMBLB in the river)

Ruby: Banish Weiss to Atlas...

(Weiss wails in an unholy screech)

Ruby: Impersonated a public official...

(Neo dressed as Ironwood)

Ruby: Summoned a demon...

(Salem claws out from Hell)

Ruby: Start Color War 2...

(Jaune runs from tank)

Ruby: Steal the Infinity Gauntlet...

(Thanos begs for his miserable life)

Ruby: And eat ALL of the butter...

Neo: (Slurps in last stick of butter)

Ruby: ...

Neo: (Licks butter from lips)

Ruby: Miss Neopolitan, what in the Brothers' unknown names makes you think for even a single second, I would even remotely humor your-!

Neo: (Tosses up briefcase, Opens it)

Ruby: (Gasps at photos of Wolf Ruby at PawCon23 Furry Convention)

Ruby: (Shuts briefcase)

Neo: ...

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Executive Producer: NEOPOLITAN

[asklittlepip]

[damnwyverngems]

By argodaemon

[asklittlepip]

The prettiest Unicorn.

[sonkitty]

Bring Out Your Dead

[kalianos]