#argoxnautilus

[hesedeu]

9 (love me or lose your mind) for the jailbirds?

[chalkrub]

i'm not the anon, but i think your art would taste like hot tea with milk

auuu so cute....ty <:^)

[heavenpierceher]

who is cell i need to know :0

this loser

he's a cyborg who lives in detroit in 2094 working as a mercenary hacker and is genetically 13% computer. many things wrong with him

[bitegore]

the stunticons have to work at mcdonald's

god i have a fic like this somewhere that's like 2000 full words already, i think they should be obliged to work shitty service jobs forever. Because of that im doing this situated in a "war's paused, lets make some money while megatron and optimus fuck the ceasefire up really badly" androidformers setting: they are pod people working part-time minimum wage jobs so that they look less suspicious on paper because now they're not constantly getting into shootouts with the 'Bots

Motormaster cannot hold down a job because he keeps getting into fistfights with customers. He's perfectly fine if you put him in back-of-house though so Dead End (on behalf of Breakdown) just begged their manager to put him somewhere where he won't talk to anyone so he's managed to keep this job for at least two weeks since no one has insulted him to his face so he hasn't crushed their trachea while working at the register yet.

Before Breakdown worked here (he also cannot hold a job because he is too, um, the way he is) he was in an attempted robbery at the convenience store where he used to shelve items. During the approximately four minutes where the person holding the store up had Breakdown sit in one place where they could keep an eye on him Breakdown decided they were actually here specifically for him, spiraled about it badly, and then attempted to "handle it" by negotiating. The way he went about this scared the thief so badly that they immediately left but also scared all his coworkers so badly he was also immediately fired. I can't decide what he said because i kept thinking of things that would be funnier than the last

Drag Strip is actually a great worker in spite of his perpetual attitude and personality difficulties because "worker of the month" is an extremely attainable goal when your coworkers are The Other Stunticons. They made him assistant manager and he never shuts the fuck up about it.

On at minimum five occasions Wildrider and Motormaster have gotten into "hot oil" fights where they throw hot oil at each other and then walk it off. The human employees at the McDonalds have agreed after a lot of very stressed groupchats behind the stunticons' backs to not question it and just stay out of the splash radius.

The lead night manager of the McDonalds is actually a lovely older woman named Donna who has two kids in their mid-thirties, chain-smokes, and has seen enough weird shit to not question the stunticons' bullshit and just generally demands they keep it away from everyone else, which they do for the most part because she's also willing to accomodate a lot of their varied neuroses. The lead day manager was a guy named Evan who used to hit on the female high schoolers working there, but by coincidence about two days after he tried that shit with Breakdown he vanished off the face of the earth and no one can find him since. Breakdown insists he had nothing to do with it and most of the other employees figure if anyone did something, it was Motormaster, but actually Dead End got territorial and Breakdown wasn't fond either so DE took a leaf out of Sweeney Todd's book and turned him into several hamburgers while they were supposed to be at home training. He hasn't told anyone else but if Drag Strip doesn't stop gunning for that spot he's going to set Drag Strip up to take the fall because the bragging will (quoth the stunticon) "become intolerably annoying".

[candychameleon]

a doodle of dubstep? :3

outed as the worst mom ever bc i don't remember what my own ocs look like

[cuppajj]

🎫blocks :3

Poor Blocks is always left behind in their squadron of grounders. The awkward door placement on their root mode leads them to taking a longer amount of time to transform, so they'll often be left in the dust while the other vehicons drive away. They don't seem to be super hurt by it, turning it into a game instead. How fast can they catch up to the others? If they do before the squad leaves the energon mine, then that would be awesome!

[dimorphodon-x]

🎫 for cloutchaser

There’s been a few times where Cloutchaser was asked if he’d ever consider doing investigative work of any kind since he’s very good at following dangerous people and somehow not dying.

But he rather enjoys live-streaming so he always says no.

[bitegore]

wow a bucket of water -> 🪣 i sure hope no one knocks it over

💧

aw man why am i all wet. did someone dump a bucket of water on me