#arknights shitposts

[ayavanni]

Arknights 3/2* textposts PART 7 (who let it go for this long)

[paradizetobefound]

“ Even today, I can vaguely recall the first time I saw you in Lungmen. You, Blaze, and Ch'en... are all holding onto countless secrets... and I will uncover them one by one. You're willing to exchange secrets? Wait, y-you... it's t-too early for that...! “ Leizi, look. It is precisely what you need for your job. It is given freely. Or do you need to stealthily sneak into archives and seek out secret files yourself for it to be valid?

[ayavanni]

Arknights low rarity text posts part 9

[paradizetobefound]

Theresa’s mother: We have named our beloved daughter Theresa! What do we name our son now?

Theresa’s father: No clue. Uuuh... Theresis, I guess?

Theresa’s mother: Well, they match so it is okay.

OR

Theresa’s mother: We have named our beloved son Theresis! What do we name our daughter now?

Theresa’s father: No clue. Uuuh... Theresa, I guess?

Theresa’s mother: Well, they match so it is okay.

[paradizetobefound]

Nian has good taste in cuisine and I would totally trust her to pick out the restourant for eating out.

[paradizetobefound]

Exia on red tile be like “enemies can’t breach your defense line if they never reach it”

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I remember comparing Suzuran to a shoujo heroine and now, after seeing a fan translation of her profile. She is a shoujo heroine, to a T.

[paradizetobefound]

Hung and Matterhorn - either as cooking buddies or cooking rivals or both.